I walked into the coffee shop on a fairly normal morning The barista asked "What can I get for you?" I straightened up, took one deep breath, and then Gave him my best yodel-ay-hee-hoo ∘ ◑ ● ⬤ ◯ ⬤ ◉ ◐ ○ ◎ I sat down for a job interview at two o'clock on Tuesday The hiring manager said "Tell us what you bring" I said "I'm glad you asked," adjusted my suspenders And gave that man everything · ○ ◑ ⬤ ⬤ ◯ ● ◉ ◐ ◎ Some folks talk, some folks write, some folks send a text But me, I yodel everything I yodel what comes next Breakfast, billing, bad news, birthdays don't matter what That's what yodeling's for, and that's what I've got [Verse 3] I was called to testify in front of a judge last April The bailiff asked "Do you swear to tell the truth?" I swore I did, and then I yodeled every single detail My alibi my character 'just the truth ◑ ⬤ ◯ ● ⬤ ◉ ⬤ ◐ ◎ ○ Some folks talk, some folks write, some folks send a text But me, I yodel everything I yodel what comes next Breakfast, billing, bad news, birthdays don't matter what That's what yodeling's for, and that's all I've got They've told me "sir, this is a library" They've told me "sir, this is a wake" I've been escorted out of seventeen establishments For goodness' sake... But I've got one voice, one gift, one thing the mountains gave me: One beautiful mistake... ◑ ⬤ ⬤ ● ◯ ⬤ ◉ ⬤ ⬤ ◐ Some folks talk, some folks write, some folks send a text But me, I yodel everything I yodel what comes next Breakfast, billing, bad news, birthdays don't matter what That's what yodeling's for... ◑ ⬤ ● ◯ ⬤ ◉ ⬤ ◐ ◎ ○ Yodel-ay-ee-oo
