[Intro β laid-back ragga deejay] Me beautifully walk wit riddim Me bounce and shake while wait di green lit Me good law obeyer Me wait pon di green lit, yaman! [Verse 1] Me finally enta me's cafe Me's laptop say, "Hi" Me say, "Hi too" Me still groovin' Ragga inna me ears Me chilling inna me cafe Me having a good day! [Phone SFX β beat interrupted] RINGRINGRINGRING! BRRRRRRRRR! Oh no! Me's ragga groove interrupted! Me pick up di phone Me answer di call: "You've got a wrong number..." [Beat cuts β silence] No meat answer. Dem hang up. Me look pon me phone Me wonder what happen Me just tell dem wrong number Why dem no say nutting?! [Verse 2 β ragga groove returns] Me think dat's over Me go back to me day Ragga inna me ears Me groove all di way But soon after dat Me get letta from dem Me open di envelope Me read di words again... [Letter β spoken, official voice] "Dear Ms. Blah Blah, U no can be reached So we send letta to u Call back..." [Beat stops DEAD] WAAAAAAAAAT?! [Chorus β bouncy ragga chant] ME NO CAN BE REACHED?! YOU GOT DI WRONG NUMBER! ME NO CAN BE REACHED?! ME TELL YOU ALREADY! You call me phone Me answer di call Me say wrong number Den you hang up! Now you send letta To di wrong person Say she no can be reached?! WHO DI MORON?! WHO DI MORON?! [Verse 3 β Coolecta getting angry] Me no be di lady Me no know dat name Me no be di patient Me no inna dat game Me tell you wrong number Me say it clear Now you send di letta Like di right person deh here! [Final section β angry ragga deejay] OH NO! Me Coolecta interrupted! Me angry! Hospital stop me's ragga groove Over somebody else's telephone confusion! Me no sick! Me no patient! Me just want me riddim And a peaceful moment! [Outro β bass and drums continue] Me was groovin'... Now me angry. [Dum-bidi-dum... bum-bum-bidi-bam...] Coolecta.
