[Intro] Aughhhh, Welcome Newcomer! Insert Coin Below To Reveal your Future! [Bridge 1] “Hey look, it’s, Al-uh-Czar’s Bazaar!” “I love these things. (Clink)There ya go buddy!” [Verse 1] Behold the Power! Of Al-uh-Czar You sir! Look like a Good Fellow I think I can trust you with something…Special “Oh yeah, what’s that?” I know why you struggle With wealth, fame, and relationships “Okay…Why is that?” Too Beta my friend “Hahaha…tell me more wise one” I can and I will! For just a few more coins, of course “Of course” (Click Clink Clink) [Chorus 1] Here at “Al-uh-Czar’s Bazaar” We do know what you think Come and “Find out who you are” We even know your freaky kink Here at “Al-uh-Czar’s Bazaar” We are all dressed up in mink From all that “Pretty little money!” That’s goes “Clink Clink Clink” Hah-Hahhh! [Verse 2] I knew I could trust you, friend! You see now, Success isn’t about hard work and reward for the effort “It’s not?” Nope! It’s about being the loudest person in the room No one cares about your accomplishments “No one?” No one that matters “Ouch” Truth hurts, friend I’m just trying to help you “I know, I know. What else you got?” Well… I could teach you how to be loud? “Yes! Let’s do that.” For some more coin, of course “Of Course” (Clink Clink Clink Clink Clink) [Chorus 2] Here at “Al-uh-Czar’s Bazaar” We do know what you think Come and “Find out who you are” We even know your freaky kink Here at “Al-uh-Czar’s Bazaar” We are all dressed up in mink From all that “Pretty little money!” That’s goes “Clink Clink Clink” Hah-Hahhh! [Verse 3] Excellent Choice…friend Now here’s what you do! Treat people for what they are Resources Livestock Personal Wallets “I’m listening” Craft your own Persona! And make sure it’s a clean and shiny pill Easy for people to swallow It all goes down with some money, Jill Never show your true self! Fore that is not want they want to hear They came here for blood Simply splatter some fear Then watch them all run around While you offer them answers, insincere Keep the cycle going! Never let it stop or slow Always keep them guessing For more things they should know That is how you do it! That is success Now for nine hundred more I could give you the address “OoOoOoOooo, networking” (Clink Clink Clink Clink Clink Clink Clink Clink Clink Clink Clink Clink Clink Clink Clink Clink) [Chorus 3] Here at “Al-uh-Czar’s Bazaar” We do know what you think Come and “Find out who you are” We even know your freaky kink Here at “Al-uh-Czar’s Bazaar” We are all dressed up in mink From all that “Pretty little money!” That’s goes “Clink Clink Clink” Hah-Hahhh! [Outro:Instrumental]
