[Verse] There's a story 'bout a kid, in a school so grand He had a belly full of laughs, but things got out of hand (oopsie) He ran off to the bathroom, feeling quite absurd But instead of using toilets, he chose a different word [Chorus] He got caught pooping in the urinal (oh no) Teachers screaming, kids just stare (they can't believe it) It's a bathroom crime, goes down in history (ha-ha) A foolish act that we all share So let's sing it loud, for the kid with no remorse He'll forever be known as the Urinal Poopin' force!
