[Title: The Ballad of Hello Kitty and BrassKickerLLC] [Verse 1] In the land of bulk brass and cases stacked high Where 9mm and 5.56 fly through the sky Lives a dealer named Brass, tough as the steel Sellin’ ammo and gear with that “we got your six” feel But deep in the timeline a pink shadow creeps With bows on her head and a smile that never sleeps Hello Kitty comes callin’, memes floodin’ the feed And Brass just laughs hard while the spam plants its seed [Chorus] Oh the Ballad of Hello Kitty and BrassKickerLLC Cute little cat versus the man who moves bulk brass free She raids every post, she never will quit And he just keeps chucklin’, “This shit’s never gonna quit” Hahaha, the memes roll on From Bass Pro trucks to Sanrio dawn [Verse 2] It started with spam, then it grew and it grew Three months of kitties, pink bows, and “fu*k you” Followers far and near jump in for the ride Even strangers who never followed him start the tide “AGAIN with the Hello Kitty spam?” he cries with a grin “This has gone WAY too far… and yet I dive right in” Logo swaps, winter rides, Roomba jokes in the night He quotes every one of ’em, laughin’ with pure delight [Chorus] Oh the Ballad of Hello Kitty and BrassKickerLLC Cute little cat versus the man who moves bulk brass free She raids every post, she never will quit And he just keeps chucklin’, “This shit’s never gonna quit” Hahaha, the memes roll on From Bass Pro trucks to Sanrio dawn [Verse 3] Drawings for cases, Magtech and PMC Weekly allocations for the 2A family While the pink cat keeps comin’, relentless and sweet Brass posts the links and still gives her a seat “I’m alive, you fu*kers,” he said after days offline Then the Kitty returned like it never missed time Now the legend lives on in every reply Tough ammo man and the cat that won’t say goodbye [Chorus] Oh the Ballad of Hello Kitty and BrassKickerLLC Cute little cat versus the man who moves bulk brass free She’ll never stop spammin’, he’ll never stop the laugh So raise up your cases and tip that pink bow half Hahaha… the memes roll on forever Hello Kitty and Brass… together (Fade with distant laughter and clinking brass)
