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Full Crew Today

V4.5-ALL

[Intro: Alarm clock sounds, parking lot ambience, footsteps, badge scanners, warehouse doors opening] [Narrator] Every shift starts the same. Coffee. Safety vest. Badge swipe. A few minutes before the chaos begins... everyone checks in. [Badge Scanner] Beep. [Steve - Spoken] Morning. [Badge Scanner] Beep. [Steve] Huh. [Steve - Radio] Dispatch, Steve clocking in. [Dispatch - Radio] Copy, Steve. [Steve] Hey, did we add some new call signs? [Dispatch - Radio] What do you mean? [Steve] Radio board has a few names I don't recognize. [Dispatch - Radio] Probably updates. [Steve] Yeah... probably. [Sound: Radio static] [Verse 1] [Narrator] The morning board lights up. Names fill the screen. More operators. More stations. More voices. A perfect schedule. The kind of day dispatch dreams about. [Dispatch - Radio] Alright, looks like we're fully staffed today! [Dispatch - Radio] Everyone grab your assignments. [Operator 1 - Radio] Copy. [Operator 2 - Radio] Copy. [Operator 3 - Radio] Copy. [Operator 4 - Radio] Copy. [Dispatch - Radio] ...Okay. That's more responses than expected. [Sound: Multiple forklifts starting] [Narrator] Then someone notices something strange. Every forklift is moving. Every seat is occupied. Every charger is empty. [Warehouse Worker] Hey... Who took Forklift Twelve? [Worker 2] Twelve is right there. [Warehouse Worker] No, I mean... someone is driving it. [Worker 2] Who's assigned there? [Warehouse Worker] I don't know. The system says nobody. [Chorus] [Warehouse Crew - Radio] Check your channel. Check your station. Make sure your name is called. Every voice. Every signal. Someone's answering them all. [Verse 2] [Steve - Radio] Dispatch, quick question. Who is "Steve Two"? [Dispatch - Radio] What? [Steve] There's another Steve on the radio. [Static] [Steve Two - Radio] Morning, Steve. [Silence] [Steve] ... Did anyone else hear that? [Dispatch - Radio] Alright everyone, stay calm. Probably a radio glitch. Probably a software update. Probably... [Radio Static] [Unknown Voice - Radio] We're already clocked in. [Outro: Forklifts, radio chatter, distant alarms] [Narrator] Nobody called in sick. Nobody was late. Nobody was missing. It was the best staffed shift they'd ever seen. The only problem... Nobody knew who all the extra employees were. [Radio Click] [Unknown Voice - Radio] Ready for assignment.