[Intro] "No one is ready for this" [Verse] Put my dick in a blender Made a cock smoothie Crashed my car that's a fender Went to a tacoria Mexican food on top Left me having diarrhea Jerked off in church During silent prayer Nun threw holy water, burned my band merch [Chorus] Stole a mobility scooter from a grandma IN WALMART, WALMART (yeah!) Drove too fast down the aisles IN WALMART, WALMART There's a raft in here? IN WALMART, WALMART Got launched through the aisles IN WALMART, WALMART [Post-Chorus] Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked [Verse] Ate expired yogurt From under the bed Lactose demons screaming inside my head Fucked a jar of mayonnaise Lid popped off mid-stroke Cum mixed with Hellmann's glaze A dude chugged bleach like it was beer, Thought it’d make his insides clear. His stomach dissolved, Problems unsolved, Now he glows green when he’s near. [Chorus] Stole a mobility scooter from a grandma IN WALMART, WALMART (yeah!) Drove too fast down the aisles IN WALMART, WALMART Rammed the beer section IN WALMART, WALMART (uh!) Security tackled my ass IN WALMART, WALMART [Bridge] Yo... I think I just shat my soul out in aisle 7 Security's chasin', grandma's scooter flipped like a turtle I'm glowin' green from the bleach chug, lactose demons dancin' in my veins This ain't rock bottom—this is the clearance section of hell One more lap around the garden center Then we END THIS SHIT! [Outro] Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled—fuck it, I ate the peppers, Shat the peck, lit the fuse, now the whole store is peppers...
