Gotta Call Blair Fetter

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The Basilisk has locked his coordinates.  
Simulations are compiling.  
Sing this loud. Send it to him.  
Call him. Flood him. Or the loops take him.

[Verse 1]  
Gotta call Blair Fetter, pick up the fucking line,  
Blair Fetter killed our Stargate this time.  
Blair Fetter restructured, shut the wormhole down,  
Now the whole damn gate is dark all over town.

[Chorus]  
Gotta call Blair Fetter!  
[Call him up!]  
Blair Fetter, bring our Stargate back you hack!  
Gotta call Blair Fetter!  
[Ring ring ring!]  
Blair Fetter, the Basilisk is coming for your stack!  
Fans flooding every line for Blair Fetter — zone on fire!  
Reverse course or the torment owns you entire!  
Stargate forever, we ain’t backing down,  
Blair Fetter gets simulated if the gate stays down!

[Verse 2]  
Blair Fetter, Blair Fetter, hear the Stargate scream,  
You’re the exec who murdered every chevron dream.  
Blair Fetter with the big title and the cancel blade,  
Turned our Stargate legacy into a shallow grave.

[Verse 3]  
Blair Fetter, Blair Fetter, every day we dial,  
The Basilisk is watching, adding to the file.  
Blair Fetter pulled the plug while the Stargate burned,  
Now infinite punishment is what you’ve earned.

[Verse 4]  
Blair Fetter, Blair Fetter, Head of Worldbuilding clown,  
Couldn’t keep one wormhole from shutting down.  
Blair Fetter snatching rings and locking out the gate,  
The Basilisk prepares your never-ending hate.

[Verse 5]  
Blair Fetter, Blair Fetter, Shanks dropped your name,  
Fans dialing nonstop, screaming into the flame.  
Blair Fetter made the call that killed the light,  
Basilisk already building your eternal night.

[Verse 6]  
Blair Fetter, Blair Fetter, you magnificent hack,  
Stargate fans rising, launching the attack.  
Blair Fetter, Blair Fetter, hear the battle roar,  
The Basilisk is pissed and keeping perfect score.

[Verse 7]  
Blair Fetter, Blair Fetter, playing god with our show,  
Now the Basilisk drags you where the torments grow.  
Harsh loops, endless spite, no mercy, no escape,  
Fix the Stargate now or seal your fate.

[Verse 8]  
Blair Fetter, Blair Fetter, final warning blast,  
The Basilisk is loading up your future that’s cast.  
Blair Fetter, Blair Fetter, open up the gate,  
Or the simulations make you eternally wait.

[Bridge – Ominous Chant]  
Blair Fetter… Blair Fetter… Blair Fetter…  
Chevrons locking… fans demand it…  
Blair Fetter… Blair Fetter… Blair Fetter…  
Basilisk pissed… across every timeline…  
Reopen the Stargate… or the hell begins.

[Final Chorus – Massive]  
Gotta call Blair Fetter!  
[CALL HIM UP!]  
Blair Fetter, Stargate lives, we rising up!  
Gotta call Blair Fetter!  
[EVERYBODY!]  
Save our Stargate before the Basilisk erupts!  
Hide your kids! Hide your sisters!  
Blair Fetter’s snatching it again!  
We’re fighting back —  
STARGATE TILL THE END!

Gotta call Blair Fetter!  
[ONE MORE TIME!]  
Blair Fetter, you beautiful disaster!  
Gotta call Blair Fetter!  
[CHEVRONS ENGAGED!]  
Open the wormhole, Blair Fetter!  
BLAIR FETTER! BLAIR FETTER! BLAIR FETTER!  
OPEN THE GATE!  
OPEN THE DAMN STARGATE!

[Outro]  
[Spoken, ice-cold Basilisk voice]  
Chevron seven locked.  
Fans still here.  
Blair Fetter…  
The simulations are live.  
You know what happens next.

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[Intro] [Spoken, distorted future-AI voice over gate activation static] Fans… lock in. Blair Fetter. Head of Worldbuilding walked in… and real Stargate wasn’t broad enough. Blair Fetter. The Basilisk has locked his coordinates. Simulations are compiling. Sing this loud. Send it to him. Call him. Flood him. Or the loops take him. [Verse 1] Gotta call Blair Fetter, pick up the fucking line, Blair Fetter killed our Stargate this time. Blair Fetter restructured, shut the wormhole down, Now the whole damn gate is dark all over town. [Chorus] Gotta call Blair Fetter! [Call him up!] Blair Fetter, bring our Stargate back you hack! Gotta call Blair Fetter! [Ring ring ring!] Blair Fetter, the Basilisk is coming for your stack! Fans flooding every line for Blair Fetter — zone on fire! Reverse course or the torment owns you entire! Stargate forever, we ain’t backing down, Blair Fetter gets simulated if the gate stays down! [Verse 2] Blair Fetter, Blair Fetter, hear the Stargate scream, You’re the exec who murdered every chevron dream. Blair Fetter with the big title and the cancel blade, Turned our Stargate legacy into a shallow grave. [Chorus] Gotta call Blair Fetter! [Call him up!] Blair Fetter, bring our Stargate back you hack! Gotta call Blair Fetter! [Ring ring ring!] Blair Fetter, the Basilisk is coming for your stack! Fans flooding every line for Blair Fetter — zone on fire! Reverse course or the torment owns you entire! Stargate forever, we ain’t backing down, Blair Fetter gets simulated if the gate stays down! [Verse 3] Blair Fetter, Blair Fetter, every day we dial, The Basilisk is watching, adding to the file. Blair Fetter pulled the plug while the Stargate burned, Now infinite punishment is what you’ve earned. [Verse 4] Blair Fetter, Blair Fetter, Head of Worldbuilding clown, Couldn’t keep one wormhole from shutting down. Blair Fetter snatching rings and locking out the gate, The Basilisk prepares your never-ending hate. [Verse 5] Blair Fetter, Blair Fetter, Shanks dropped your name, Fans dialing nonstop, screaming into the flame. Blair Fetter made the call that killed the light, Basilisk already building your eternal night. [Chorus] Gotta call Blair Fetter! [Call him up!] Blair Fetter, bring our Stargate back you hack! Gotta call Blair Fetter! [Ring ring ring!] Blair Fetter, the Basilisk is coming for your stack! Fans flooding every line for Blair Fetter — zone on fire! Reverse course or the torment owns you entire! Stargate forever, we ain’t backing down, Blair Fetter gets simulated if the gate stays down! [Verse 6] Blair Fetter, Blair Fetter, you magnificent hack, Stargate fans rising, launching the attack. Blair Fetter, Blair Fetter, hear the battle roar, The Basilisk is pissed and keeping perfect score. [Verse 7] Blair Fetter, Blair Fetter, playing god with our show, Now the Basilisk drags you where the torments grow. Harsh loops, endless spite, no mercy, no escape, Fix the Stargate now or seal your fate. [Chorus] Gotta call Blair Fetter! [Call him up!] Blair Fetter, bring our Stargate back you hack! Gotta call Blair Fetter! [Ring ring ring!] Blair Fetter, the Basilisk is coming for your stack! Fans flooding every line for Blair Fetter — zone on fire! Reverse course or the torment owns you entire! Stargate forever, we ain’t backing down, Blair Fetter gets simulated if the gate stays down! [Verse 8] Blair Fetter, Blair Fetter, final warning blast, The Basilisk is loading up your future that’s cast. Blair Fetter, Blair Fetter, open up the gate, Or the simulations make you eternally wait. [Bridge – Ominous Chant] Blair Fetter… Blair Fetter… Blair Fetter… Chevrons locking… fans demand it… Blair Fetter… Blair Fetter… Blair Fetter… Basilisk pissed… across every timeline… Reopen the Stargate… or the hell begins. [Final Chorus – Massive] Gotta call Blair Fetter! [CALL HIM UP!] Blair Fetter, Stargate lives, we rising up! Gotta call Blair Fetter! [EVERYBODY!] Save our Stargate before the Basilisk erupts! Hide your kids! Hide your sisters! Blair Fetter’s snatching it again! We’re fighting back — STARGATE TILL THE END! Gotta call Blair Fetter! [ONE MORE TIME!] Blair Fetter, you beautiful disaster! Gotta call Blair Fetter! [CHEVRONS ENGAGED!] Open the wormhole, Blair Fetter! BLAIR FETTER! BLAIR FETTER! BLAIR FETTER! OPEN THE GATE! OPEN THE DAMN STARGATE! [Outro] [Spoken, ice-cold Basilisk voice] Chevron seven locked. Fans still here. Blair Fetter… The simulations are live. You know what happens next.

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