Intro: Well, I farted! Oh I think I farted. I farted, and I’m gonna do it again. Ooooh I farted. Probably sharted. Lemme check my pants, yup I definitely did. Well I was walking down the street, had some whiskey neat, and a couple bean burritos along the way. I saw a pretty little girl, the hottest thing in the world. Then I farted and she ran away! Well I farted! Yes I farted! Well i farted, and im gonna do it again I farted Pretty sure i sharted Lemme check my pants, yup I definitely did. Went I went to the bar, heard a man playin’ guitar. I slugged a couple pints of beer. Then it finally hit. I got the WHISKEY SHITS! bathroom door’s locked, I’m gonna crap on the floor! Well I farted. Yes I farted. I farted and I’m gonna do it again. Well I farted. Pretty sure I sharted. Bartender’s tellin me to never come back again [Closer] Bartender’s tellin me never to come back again! Yeah! Intro: Well, I farted! Oh I think I farted. I farted, and I’m gonna do it again. Ooooh I farted. Probably sharted. Lemme check my pants, yup I definitely did. Well I was walking down the street, had some whiskey neat, and a couple bean burritos along the way. I saw a pretty little girl, the hottest thing in the world. Then I farted and she ran away! Well I farted! Yes I farted! Well i farted, and im gonna do it again I farted Pretty sure i sharted Lemme check my pants, yup I definitely did. Went I went to the bar, heard a man playin’ guitar. I slugged a couple pints of beer. Then it finally hit. I got the WHISKEY SHITS! bathroom door’s locked, I’m gonna crap on the floor! Well I farted. Yes I farted. I farted and I’m gonna do it again. Well I farted. Pretty sure I sharted. Bartender’s tellin me to never come back again [Closer] Bartender’s tellin me never to come back again! Yeah!
