[Verse 1] I got a passport stamp and a shelf of manga Rice cooker humming in my tiny apartment I say "kawaii" like I paid my taxes Bow to the shrine, then I check my rankings I learned one phrase and I won't stop saying it "Sumimasen" when I trip over my own feelings Got a plastic katana by the front door And a profile pic with a fox-ear filter [Pre-Chorus] I'm on the lookout, scanning the screen For a heart-shaped glitch in my fantasy If she can bake and she can fight I might just meet my destiny tonight [Chorus] Where's my waifu? Where's my waifu? I want the anime dream Pretty eyes, bite-sized mean (waifu) Where's my waifu? Where's my waifu? I need that spark in the scene Sweet on me, sharp like a beam (waifu) [Verse 2] I wear those sandals with the thick white socks Talk about tea while I quote the plot I cried at the ending of a robot show Then I ranked the girls from the best to low I want one girl with a mysterious past And a chibi grin when she moves too fast She can save the world before lunch is through Then roast my accent with a "you fool" [Pre-Chorus] I'm on the lookout, heart on fire Chasing a halo through my browser wires If she says "baka" and takes my hand I might just finally understand [Chorus] Where's my waifu? Where's my waifu? I want the anime dream Pretty eyes, bite-sized mean (waifu) Where's my waifu? Where's my waifu? I need that spark in the scene Sweet on me, sharp like a beam (waifu) [Bridge] Maybe she's real, maybe she's styled Not every fantasy fits like a smile Maybe respect is the first green light Not just a poster in my sight So I bow, I learn, I listen slow And let the whole wide world unfold [Final Chorus] Where's my waifu? Where's my waifu? I want the anime dream Pretty eyes, bite-sized mean (waifu) Where's my waifu? Where's my waifu? I need that spark in the scene Sweet on me, sharp like a beam (waifu) Where's my waifu? Where's my waifu? I’m done with the copy-paste Maybe real love takes some taste (waifu)
