You're Not The First

You're not the first to leave me behind you'll have to stand in line you're not the first to change your mind you'll have to stand in line you're not the first to be unkind you'll have to stand in line you're going now I see that I won't be mean I don' do tit for tat I'm a man not a rat I could say in a way Lady I hope you just rot I would rather not you don't love me I get that a lot you really don't love me I get that a lot You found someone new I get that too you're not the first to leave me behind you'll have to stand in line you're not the first to change your mind you'll have to stand in line you're not the first to be unkind you'll have to stand in line you're not the first to make my life a total bummer honey take a number you're not the first to dump me at the end of summer honey go ahead and take a number I could teach a class of lonely men on how to survive and stay alive gracefully just like me Th first thing you must do when its through and she's done Is buy yourself a beer and cry a single tear just one so screw it one beer and a single tear will do it. Read a book, learn to cook join the gym or a choir and sing a hymn that takes you higher any distraction or hobby will do and never listen to songs that are even slightly blue and only once a year cry that single tear and avoid that second, third, fourth ,fifth and sixth beer and never watch sad movies on christmas never watch sad movies on Christmas never ever watch sad movies on Christmas [outro big choir] and never watch sad movies on christmas never watch sad movies on Christmas never ever watch sad movies on Christmas