[Intro] Somebody asked me “How much did you sleep?” I said “Yes” Somebody else asked me what this song means. I said “exactly.” ⸻ [Verse 1] I bought a chair for emotional support. It left me yesterday. Now I sit on the floor. So many questions but no response. Who’s responsible for this questionable dispair? Wish I could go back to my chair, and think some more. ⸻ [Pre-Chorus] One would think my wording is cool All I think about is.. “I forgot my stool” ⸻ [Chorus] I know it’s not fair To let you sit through A song about a chair But I can assure you It’s only nonesense. No despair. ⸻ [Verse 2] When there’s no stability, the floor is your only friend. Anything could be anything, according to whoever What color is blue? That’s up to you. ⸻ [Verse 3] Got the carpet removed from under me only a 100 times before The floor is my friend, but sometimes missing too Ain’t no magic carpet Just a piece of fabric that never gets clean ⸻ [Pre-Chorus] To those who haven’t read the title yet This furniture philosophy is nonesense ⸻ [Chorus] I know it’s not fair To let you sit through A song about a chair But I can assure you It’s only nonesense. No despair. ⸻ [Bridge] As I wrote this, I was wondering if it’s emotionally legal. To leave you with nothing but confusion. ⸻ [Breakdown] If you’re critical let me hear you say “Nonesense! Nonesense I tell you!” How tall is red? As fly as a stone. This is sick in the head. Trombone. ⸻ [Final Line] If you thought this was deep, my apologies. Anyway.. Where’s my stool?