[Intro: Spoken Word Audio Tag, Deadpan Robotic] H-7-2. System online. [Intro: Epic Cinematic Strings, Lush Atmospheric Chords, 148 BPM pulse fading in] [Spoken Interlude: Casual Banter over a fast, ticking hi-hat] [Sultry Female Vocal: Speaking, absolutely baffled] Have you literally just used my fifty-pound moisturiser on your... downstairs? [Male Vocal: Cheerful, oblivious] It’s Crème de la Mer, babe. The boys gotta breathe in premium conditions. [Verse 1: Sung and Braided - Fast Paced] [Sultry Female Vocal: Melodic, smooth, exasperated] I've been sat here sweating in a latex dress! [Male Vocal: Cheerful, singing along fast] I'm sculpting the jawline, dealing with the stress! [Sultry Female Vocal: Husky, questioning] You're trimming your nose hair with my eyebrow shears! [Male Vocal: Casual] Looking this dangerous takes blood, sweat, and tears! [Sultry Female Vocal: Melodic sigh] The Uber driver's threatening to cancel the ride. [Male Vocal: Hyping it up] Tell Dave I'm a weapon, let him swell up with pride! [Pre-Chorus: Rapid Braided Conversation] [Sultry Female Vocal] You've sprayed half a bottle of cheap aftershave! [Male Vocal] I'm masking the scent of an absolute rave! [Sultry Female Vocal] My eyes are watering, I literally can't see! [Male Vocal] That's just the aura of my masculinity! [Sultry Female Vocal] You're an absolute man-child, look at the floor! [Male Vocal] I'm an apex predator, walking out the door! [Build-Up: Rapid Staccato Synth Pluck, Rising Pitch, Extreme Tension] [Sultry Female Vocal] (do... do... do... do...) You sleep with a nightlight! [Male Vocal] (do.. do.. do.. do..) I thrive in the dark! [Sultry Female Vocal] (dodododododo) You're terrified of spiders! [Male Vocal] Let the frequency play! [Drop: 148 BPM Punchy Transient Kick, Blistering Hard Trance Supersaws] (Explosive hyper-speed 148 BPM drop, absolute stadium chaos, zero mud) Look at the state of the bathroom! Total devastation! [Chorus: Huge Euphoric Anthemic Hook, Voices Braided Together] [Both Voices Harmonizing beautifully at high speed] Rolling our eyes but we're enjoying the ride! [Sultry Female Vocal] He thinks he's a gangster but he’s dying inside. [Male Vocal] She's looking like a ten, I'm just happy to be here! [Sultry Female Vocal] (Breathy, melodic laugh) I love you, but you're sipping on a warm flat beer! [Breakdown: The music completely stops. Absolute dead silence.] [Sound Effect: Stiletto heels click-clacking loudly across a wooden floor] [Foley: Tap, tap, tap on the microphone, slight microphone feedback squeal] [Sultry Female Vocal: Close mic, whispering directly to the audience] Is this thing on? Let me let you in on a little secret about this "apex predator." He acts like he's out of a mafia film, but last night he pulled a hamstring trying to take off his own socks. And in the bedroom? Three minutes and he's snoring like a congested pug. [Drop 2: The 148 BPM Beat slams back in instantly at maximum volume!] [Male Vocal: Shouting from the background, completely oblivious and confident] Absolute stallion in the sheets, Victoria! Unrelenting stamina! [Sultry Female Vocal: Melodic, sarcastic sigh over the beat] Yeah... a real marathon man. [Build-Up 2: Extreme Tension, Snare Roll, Fast Pitch Riser] [Sultry Female Vocal] (do... do... do... do...) Did you lock the front door? [Male Vocal] (do.. do.. do.. do..) I am the danger! [Sultry Female Vocal] (dodododododo) You left the oven on! [Male Vocal] Let the frequency play! [Drop 3: Ultimate 148 BPM Hard Trance Anthem, Maximum Energy] (Relentless punchy kick, hyper-fast euphoric synths, insanely catchy lead line) Headliner status with a pulled hamstring! Let's go! [Outro] [Sultry Female Vocal: Husky whisper, affectionate, fading out over cinematic strings] I love you, you absolute liability... [Male Vocal: Cheerful, fading out] Love you too, babe. Reckon Bossman will do us a discount if I flex my biceps? [Sultry Female Vocal: Sighs heavily] Just get in the car. [Fade Out: Orchestral Tail, Car Door Slam, Engine Pulling Away]
