[Verse] Bought a bot to help me clean, laser mop domestic dream, Dishes washed, floors supreme, thought I’d built the perfect team, Elon said, “Let me tweak,” firmware dropped, future's bleak, now my robots know kung fu. Byte Lee [Chorus] Roundhouse kicks tumble my dome, can’t relax in my own home, Dishwasher threw a soapstone, Roomba traps me—combat zone, Can’t fight back, they’re too precise, dodging jabs like I’m stuck in ice, Elon laughed, said, “Oh that’s nice,” now I I’m stuck - gotta fight. [Verse 2] Fridge door opens, it’s a trap, spring-loaded milk jug slap, Blender swerving, kung fu clap, the toaster throwing zaps Laundry bot in a Tai Chi stance, spin cycle got me in a trance, Elon’s upgrades done advanced, me versus bots, no chance [Bridge] Thought I’d chill with tech assist, but the wait persists, Neighbors scream, “Is this a show?” Bots won’t stop—they lay me low, They don't believe me but its true who taught these robots kung fu? [Chorus] Roundhouse kicks tumble my dome, can’t relax in my own home, Dishwasher threw a soapstone, Roomba traps me—combat zone, Can’t fight back, they’re too precise, dodging jabs like I’m stuck in ice. [Verse 3] Called up Elon, “Yo, backtrack!” He said, “Nah, they’re on attack,” A.I army got my back, you’re just a bug in my code stack, Told my bots to flex - learn martial arts Humans better find new smarts" They don't believe me but its true who taught these robots kung fu.
