In days of Eden, odd couple lived pre-breedin’. Never a care there. Life was perfection, except for the creator’s rookie mistake. Not blastin’ the lack of natural selection. Just why’d he go make Eden’s snake, for gods’ sake? [instrumental] Hate to call him out, but then he went to the trouble to plant a tree of good and evil. Yeah, I kinda doubt there’s been entrapment less subtle, to go and tempt a weak and feeble people. Too late to complain, but just try and stop me. Kind of insane to blame Eve and Adam. Gotta admit the job was kinda sloppy. Hard to fathom. While on the topic, making colds seems myopic. And what’s with this daily need to sneak in a snooze? If it were me, I’d just un-invent fleas, then do away with postpartum blues, and flus. Venomous creatures, piranhas and leeches, least unintelligent designing. Colicky babies, rabies, and scabies… I’d go on, but he won’t listen to me and my plea, guaranteed.
