--🎩🦧👍-- [Check out Ape Lincoln on YouTube, Spotify, Apple Music, and wherever else music is streaming!] https://www.youtube.com/@ape_lincoln_music https://open.spotify.com/artist/1zs0wlh46nJtqCxsBtxcCC?si=T8fcaYG0QVij5emj5UBQ_w --🎩🦧👍-- Got a weird addiction One I never known Can’t quit playin’ banjos With my god-damn phone I done tried all sorts of drugs Still hooked on nicotine Now the hardest one to quit Is makin’ songs behind a screen I write a tune while I smoke Jingle while I shit Falsely assumin’ Each one gon’ be a hit I know they simple Stupid catchy songs They should never sound this good And the format all wrong But I do it for myself Yeah that kid in ’03 He dreamed of makin’ hits I pretend he did succeed Now I spend all of my nights Most my weekends too Rhyming words and phrases Not shit an ape should do Thought I’d slow it down When I cut back GPT That only made it worse Now I argue with me These rhymes short and simple Quick and to the point I make too many songs now Smoke too many joints But those things go together Just like windows and cats None of it make sense Till there’s broken glass I know they simple Stupid catchy songs They should never sound this good And the format all wrong But I do it for myself Yeah that kid in ’03 He dreamed of makin’ hits I pretend he did succeed I made this while I’m smokin’ Broke the fourth wall Now I pick a genre While I go for a walk Ape Lincoln © 2025-2026
