[Verse] In the town of bowel distress Everyone's a mess Running to the toilets With urgency No finesse Doo doo Doo doo day People gotta find a way No time to waste Gotta make it through the day [Verse 2] Diarrhea's got them on their toes Clenching tight their buns Praying for relief from the burning of their runs Doo doo Doo doo day It's a messy parade A sprint to the throne Where they hope to find aid [Chorus] Doo doo Doo doo day Running fast No time to play Oh Doo doo Doo doo day Searching for relief Without delay Doo doo Doo doo day It's a race no one can sway Running with urgency On this doo doo day
