RABBIT HOLE HAS SUBWOOFERS 🔊🐇🕳🔊
[INTRO — FOREST] [wind] [footsteps] [whisper] There. White rabbit. [deep male] Again? [rabbit footsteps] Wait! [clock ticking] [female whisper] Follow. [deep male] Last time I followed something mysterious, I lost three days and somehow bought a lamp. [PAUSE] Fine. [RUNNING] [ground cracks] Oh— FUUUU— [FALLING] [BUILD — DESCENT] Past the roots, past the stone, past a telephone that shouldn't have a phone— [RING] Hello? [voice] KEEP FALLING. Bit fucking busy! [falling accelerates] [female] Down... down... down... [deep male] How deep is this thing?! [tiny voice] Yes. [SILENCE] What? [DROP 1 — THE HOLE] BWAAAAH! [spiralling bass] WUB-WUB-WUB! GRRRAOW! KRR-BLOP! REEEEOW! [deep male] THE RABBIT HOLE HAS SUBWOOFERS! [bass response] BWOMP! WHY?! [bass] WHY NOT?! [beat twists] Falling through geometry, dodging broken symmetry, gravity's insulting me, bass committing wizardry. Clockwork rabbits doing backflips in the static, mathematics turned elastic, now the tunnel's automatic. Left! Right! Upside down! Where the fuck did you put the ground?! [voice] GROUND DISCONTINUED. Since when?! [voice] Tuesday. Of course. [WOBBLE ATTACK] [VERSE 2] Down where the shadows wear fluorescent shoes, newsreader calmly says the universe has blues. Passed a tiny doorway marked: "ABSOLUTELY NOT." Opened it. Obviously. Inside was another me sitting in a chair. He looked up. [alternate voice] Took you long enough. [deep male] Who are you? [alternate voice] You. Nah. You're wearing sandals. [alternate voice] Fair point. [DOOR SLAMS] [BUILD] [female vocal] Deeper than thought, further than fear, everything strange becomes perfectly clear. Maybe we're falling. Maybe we fly. Maybe the hole is the back of your mind. [ambient pause] [deep male] That's actually quite beautiful. [tiny voice] DROP INCOMING. Ah, fuck. [DROP 2 — BELOW REALITY] [VIOLENT IMPACT] GRRRAAAOW! BWUB-BWUB! KRRRRR-WOMP! BLAAAAAT! [call] HOW FAR DOWN?! [response] FURTHER! HOW MUCH BASS?! [response] MORE! HOW MUCH FURTHER?! [rabbit voice] YES! [DIRTY HALF-TIME] WUB... WUB-WUB... [SILENCE] [whisper] Don't move. [tiny rabbit sneeze] achoo. [MONSTROUS DROP RETURNS] BWAAAAAAAAH! [BREAKDOWN — COSMIC CHAMBER] [soft piano] [female] At the bottom there's no bottom. Only doors inside of doors. Every answer makes a question. Every ceiling makes a floor. [deep male] So where does the rabbit hole end? [female whisper] Who said you were inside it? [heartbeat] [FINAL BUILD] Wait... [stereo whispers] Inside... outside... inside... outside... [deep male] OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR! [door opens] [SILENCE] [rabbit] Welcome back. [FINAL DROP — EUPHORIC MADNESS] [EXPLOSION] WUBBA-WUBBA! GRRRAOW! BWEEEEH! KRR-BWOMP! [female soaring] FALL THROUGH THE SOUND! [deep male] DOWN WE GO! [female] TURN IT AROUND! [deep male] LOSE CONTROL! [rapid bass spirals] RABBIT HOLE! BWOMP! SUBWOOFERS! GRRRAOW! NO BOTTOM! NO FLOOR! JUST ONE MORE— [FAKE STOP] ...door. [FINAL MASSIVE HIT] BWOOOOOOM! [OUTRO] [forest ambience] [deep male] I'm never following that rabbit again. [rabbit footsteps] [PAUSE] ...wait. Where's it going?
