🎵 “Egyptian Chocolate High”

🎵 “Egyptian Chocolate High” [Intro] Yo… Who brought these treats back from Cairo? I just wanted one bite, now I’m typing in hieroglyphs— and this Excel sheet’s lookin’ like the Matrix, man. Let’s go. [Verse 1] I’m wired, tired, inspired, my brain’s on fire, Dark chocolate empire, sweet tooth messiah. Baklava boss, syrup drippin’ on my attire, Heart doin’ cardio like it just got hired. Imported sugar rocket fuel — I’m orbitin’ Mars, Spreadsheet open, but I’m seein’ candy bars. Pivot tables dancin’, cells glowin’ like scars, Ctrl-Alt-Del my pulse — it’s revvin’ too hard. Caffeine crash pending, thoughts transcending, Every tab’s blendin’, ADHD trending. Egypt got me twisted, pyramid-level lifted, If sugar was illegal, I’d be double-shifted. [Chorus / Hook] Egyptian chocolate high, can’t stop, I’m flyin’, Dark cocoa drip, my neurons fryin’. Baklava dreams, I’m spreadsheet-defyin’, Pharaoh of sugar — yeah, I’m mathematically lyin’. Egyptian chocolate high, gold-wrapped temptation, Imported chaos, brain vacation. Eyes wide open — no explanation, Feelin’ like Tut with a glucose nation! [Verse 2] My cursor’s cursin’, cells all cursive, ADHD beat — hyper-immersive. Typing equations, but they’re all in verse, My formula’s sweet, my logic’s perverse. I’m talkin’ nougat, fudge, caramel swirl, My dopamine levels doin’ backflips, hurl! I’d sell my soul for a pistachio pearl, I’m a pharaoh of flavor in a sugar-spun world. This ain’t a snack — it’s a spiritual trip, Pastry prophet with a frosting grip. Tryna focus on cells, but my brain just dipped, Now I’m plotting VLOOKUPs that don’t even exist. [Bridge] Yeah, my heart’s like—thump-thump-thump, My head’s like—what-what-what? I’m in a chocolate trance, Sphinx smirkin’ while I dance. Got cocoa in my code, baklava in my blood, Spreadsheet flood, sugar rush — here it comes, thud! Egypt, I salute ya — your sweets are a crime, Now I’m rappin’ in hieroglyphs, losin’ track of time! [Final Hook / Outro] Egyptian chocolate high, my mind’s ascended, ADHD engine, never suspended. Pastry pyramid, mission unended, When the sugar crash hits — it’s gonna be splendid. Egyptian chocolate high, spreadsheet glowin’, Brain overflowin’, data not knowin’. If life’s a dessert — then keep it flowin’, ’Cause this cocoa-crazy pharaoh ain’t slowin’!