[Playful spoken intro] Got a delicate wash routine Printed on the inner tag Of all these clothes I wear [Sing-talk verse] Going through the cycles Of the baggage we carry And the stains that don't soak out My colours are washed together I separate all my whites Don't want those colours to run and stain! My laundry basket is heavy It carries a lot of weight Of all my dirty secrets! [Bratty pre-chorus] Will the softener make me smell pretty again? [Big pop-punk chorus] Oh, wash wash wash till my threads are all clean All the secrets known by my washing machine Gotta keep, keep, keep all the baggage to myself Can't let them all know, I'm a frayed knot Always making sure I don't air out My DIRTY LAUNDRY!! [Sing-talk verse] Got my delicates in a delicate bag Put on a warm wash routine Make sure to add extra liquid in Sometimes it's all tangled up When I take it all out Sometimes there's rips and frays, oh well! Out it comes, all clean and wet On the line to let it dry Now that it's all been washed again I hope it all dries in time Don't wanna use the dryer Sometimes we all need a little line dry! [Bratty pre-chorus] Will the softener make me smell pretty again? [Big pop-punk chorus] Oh, wash wash wash till my threads are all clean All the secrets known by my washing machine Gotta keep, keep, keep all the baggage to myself Can't let them all know, I'm a frayed knot Always making sure I don't air out My DIRTY LAUNDRY!! [Half-time spoken bridge] And once you've done Washing your dirty loads Make sure you take the time To clean the machine too!!! Look in the mirror, girls Are your clothes all clean? Oh, is that a coffee stain? Or spaghetti from last week? Cut off all those loose threads You can tuck them in Keep them all to yourself Gotta leave those secrets behind Inside your washing machine [Build] Don't hang them on the line FOR EVERYONE TO SEE!!!! Make sure you read The care instructions Make sure you separate The colours (Care enough to make sure I don't come apart at the seams) Make sure you add more Fabric softener [Big final chorus] Iron out all those creases if you'd like Then make sure you take the time To put them all away... Neatly, where they belong.
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