[Intro] Late at night when the world is asleep There's a shadow that’s silent It’s starting to creep Not after diamonds Not after gold Just your cutlery Shiny and cold [Instrumental Intro] [Verse] Thief Spud’s a legend A shadow in the night He’s got a potato head But his plans are airtight Your locks are shiny Your doors are tough But for Spud That’s just warm-up stuff [Bridge] Thief Spud (Thief Spud) Sliding through the mud He don’t want your money He’s after forks Shiny Thief Spud (Thief Spud) Stealing just because He’s got a drawer to fill And he’s got the skills [Verse 2] Lock the doors board the cracks He’s got skills you can’t outmatch Crawls through vents like a sneaky cat Where’s your forks now where they at [Chorus] Thief Spud Thief Spud No lock no bolt no flood Can stop his fork obsession A stainless steel possession [Post-Chorus] Thief Spud Oh Thief Spud He’s the king of the stainless-steel club No drawer too deep No latch too tight Your forks are gone by the end of the night [Instrumental Break] [Verse 3] He don’t want your cash or gold Your diamond rings your secrets told No knives no spoons just forks alone He’s the king of cutlery throne [Bridge 2] They set alarms A laser beam or two Even a moat But he paddled right through The cutlery drawer It’s his holy grail He’ll grab the forks and leave no trail [Verse 4] He’s a potato of a criminal mind Spots every weak point The ones you can't find Your drawer’s wide open Your forks are all gone He’s filling his sack Humming his own theme song [Chorus] Thief Spud Thief Spud No lock no bolt no flood Can stop his fork obsession A stainless steel possession [Post-Chorus] Thief Spud Oh Thief Spud He’s the king of the stainless-steel club No drawer too deep No latch too tight Your forks are gone by the end of the night [Instrumental Break] [Outro] Thief Spud (Thief Spud) Slipping through the cracks No spoon No knife Just forks in his sacks Thief Spud (Thief Spud) He's gone like a ghost Leaves you with plates but no forks for your toast What’s he need them for? No one knows [Instrumental Outro]
