[Verse 1] He comes in sniffing at the Sunday roast, Then bows like a duke and makes a grand toast. One minute he’s growling, “Where’s my stew?” Next he’s a French poet saying, “Enchanté, you!” [Pre-Chorus] I know every face, every voice, every show, When he goes “rawr,” I just tell him, “Hello.” [Chorus] I’m the wife of a wild one, wild one, wild one, He’s got a whole parade in one fun one. Growl for the moon, then a bow and a grin, Different fellow each time he walks in! I’m the wife of a wild one, wild one, wild one, Love every character, all rolled in one. Hey, little caveman, come dance with your queen— My goofy primal husband, king of the scene! [Verse 2] He speaks like a pirate when hunting for cheese, Then posh as a lord when he asks, “More, please?” He drums on his chest, gives a mighty “Hoo-ha!” Then asks if I’ve seen his pajamas. [Pre-Chorus] I know every face, every voice, every show, When he goes “grrr,” I just tell him, “Let’s go.” [Chorus] I’m the wife of a wild one, wild one, wild one, He’s got a whole parade in one fun one. Growl for the moon, then a bow and a grin, Different fellow each time he walks in! I’m the wife of a wild one, wild one, wild one, Love every character, all rolled in one. Hey, little caveman, come dance with your queen— My goofy primal husband, king of the scene! [Bridge] “Bonsoir, darling!” “Arrr, me dear!” “Me hungry!” “Shall we have tea in here?” A rumble, a wink, then a gentleman’s nod— I married the whole variety squad! [Final Chorus] I’m the wife of a wild one, wild one, wild one, He’s got a whole parade in one fun one. Growl for the moon, then a bow and a grin, Different fellow each time he walks in! I’m the wife of a wild one, wild one, wild one, Love every character, all rolled in one. Hey, little caveman, come dance with your queen— My goofy primal husband, king of the scene! [Outro] Grrr—bonjour! Hoo-ha! That’s my man!
