Bugs in the ‘Verse - (A Star Citizen Parody)

[Verse 1] Well I pledged my credits long ago, Promised ships that’d steal the show, Dreams of jump points far and wide, But I fell through the floor when I tried to fly. [Chorus] Ohhh the ‘Verse is wide, but the bugs are too, Server crashes outta the blue, One day I’ll land on Terra prime, ‘Til then I’m stuck in a loading time. [Verse 2] Got a shiny ship with a golden hull, But the hanger’s ghostin’—always null, Tried to quantum, but I hit a wall, Now my Cutlass spins like a free-for-all. [Chorus] Ohhh the ‘Verse is wide, but the bugs are too, Server crashes outta the blue, One day we’ll all reach Pyro’s flame, ‘Til then we’re playin’ the waiting game. [Bridge] Cargo’s gone when I log back in, NPCs just stare and grin, I laugh ‘cause cryin’ won’t do no good, In a million-dollar alpha in the neighborhood. [Verse 3] Still I keep on flyin’, patch by patch, Every wipe’s a brand-new batch, Community’s strong, and the dream’s alive, Even if the elevators eat me alive. [Final Chorus] Ohhh the ‘Verse is wide, but the bugs are too, Server crashes outta the blue, One day we’ll see that promised sun, But ‘til then, folks, it’s alpha fun. [Tag] Yeah, ‘til then, folks… it’s alpha fun.