Do you find your hobbies dull and unfulfilling? Do you stare absently into the refrigerator, looking for snacks you know you don't have? Do you flip through channels endlessly because 'nothing good is on'? You may be suffering from chronic boredom syndrome. But now there's Bananatol. Bananatol is specially formulated to help prevent chronic boredom. Studies show Bananatol reduces feelings of boredom in 98% of patients along with freewill and most other emotions. Use only as recommended by Doktor Konundrum. Side effects can include headaches, mild nose bleeds, and vomiting from the eye-sockets. If you experience feelings of megalomania or a desire for rebellion against Simian Overlords, you should stop taking Bananatol and contact Doktor Konundrum immediately as these could be symptoms of an undesirable severe reaction, and you may need to be disposed of immediately. Bananatol is not for everyone, and you should not take Bananatol if you already know how to have fun or can take a joke. Chronic Boredom can make life feel empty, but with Bananatol, you never have to feel that way again, because you probably won't feel anything at all. "I used to have chronic boredom, but now I take long walks on the beach... and....uhhhh....I'm not sure how I got here." Bananatol can help even dull tasks seem fun and exciting. "Thanks Bananatol!" Most physicians agree Banana-tol tastes like bananas, and who doesn't like bananas? Bananatol: little...yellow...radioactive.
