[chorus] Sometime we get the sayings mixed up My wife is and expert at this art starting with something that might be a real saying words and lines are quickly torn apart [Verse 1] "You can lead a gift horse to water but you can't look in its mouth." "That was a babe in the woods ago." "The chicken cordon blue balls sound good, I wonder what the special balls are?" "I need the sweater blanket because it's warmer." [Verse 2] "Don't make me step on the backs of your toes." "I just need one tuna-Cana-chicken." "I haven't seen any of the Harry Potty Movers!" "I'd really keep an eyeball to the ground on that..." [Verse 3] "That's the way the puppy bubbles..." "A MUSHROOM Burger?!? I 100% didn't order that. No wait, a Mushroom Burger? That sounds tasty!" "My light bulb doesn't go to the top of my elevator." "I will put the round hole into the square peg." [Verse 4] "...said the spider to the mouse." "I haven't heard hide nor boo from..." "Take a picture if you don't like the way we look." "It was so windy. It was like being blown away like a mime." [Verse 5] "I had to choose between plain text and hgfml text." "Don't count your chickens before they're in the basket." "I'm putting my horses before my chickens..." "There's always a pot of chickens at the end of a rainbow." "Does a chicken shit in the woods?"
