[Intro] [Verse 1] She wore a purple hat In the chair she was sat Looking like a lady Very much a lady I walked up to her And I asked her to dance The look in her eyes Oh they put me in a trance My purple-hatted lady My purple-hatted lady [Chorus] Lady, lady, lady, lady, lady My purple-hatted lady My lady, oh my lady [Verse 2] We went home To her place And she hit me (snap) In the face She was no lady Like I'd hoped she was She was a man I think his name was Gus My purple-hatted transvestite [Outro]
