Verse 1 You said “let’s take it slow” — But babe, I don’t do cruise control Red wine, small talk, same old script Heard it once, I dipped quick You send hearts, I roll my eyes You're in love? Congrats, surprise! I’d rather binge some trash TV Than be your soft girl fantasy Pre-Chorus You want sparks, I want space Your playlist sucks, I need bass Don't need your love songs in my ear I’m good alone — now disappear Chorus 'Cause love is so last season No thrill, no spark, no reason Been there, kissed that, got bored I’d rather flirt with my keyboard I’m not heartless, I’m just free From all that kiss-me-then-leave-me So take your love and your excuses I got better things than bruises Verse 2 You brought flowers? That’s so cute Now tell your ego it’s not cute cute You say you “miss me” — wow, that’s deep Now go cry soft into your jeep I want cashmere, not commitment Drama-free, full self-contentment Keep your feelings, I want fries You’re not the prize, I’m the surprise Pre-Chorus You want sparks, I want chill You want love? I want a thrill I don’t do hearts, I do vibe Keep it cute or say goodbye Chorus 'Cause love is so last season No thrill, no spark, no reason Been there, kissed that, got bored I’d rather flirt with my keyboard I’m not heartless, I’m just free From all that kiss-me-then-leave-me So take your love and your excuses I got better things than bruises Bridge I’m not broken, just evolved Love’s a puzzle I won’t solve I’ll take peace over the pain Love’s a trend — and I abstain Final Chorus Love is so last season, babe You’re the drama I escaped I’m the headline, you’re page three I’m what love could never be So keep your vows and teddybears I’ve got sass and better cares Love’s expired, check the date — I’m the reason you’re too late
