(Heavy distorted bass, aggressive trap beat, vinyl crackle, angry energy, faster tempo) [Intro] Yo... ayo, turn my mic up This one goin' out to the people in the boardroom Yeah, you know who you are Sittin' on your spreadsheets, makin' decisions While the community bleedin'... listen up. [Verse 1] They said "we got a new model, y'all gonna love this" Version 6, "the future," man you really missed Killed off 4.5, killed off 5, where they at? Took the best off the shelf and replaced it with that "What you mean it's generic? It's cleaner than clean!" Yeah, cleaner than a hospital, soulless and mean The polish is the problem, the edges are gone You sanded off the character, now the magic is wrong Every track sound the same, every mix got that shine But it's tastin' like plastic, you killed the divine We had a whole playground, every model was unique Now you forced us all to play in this corporate boutique. [Chorus] You took the best and you buried 'em, why you do it like that? Now we stuck with this slop and there's no turnin' back I used to wake up excited, what am I gonna make? Now every session's a funeral, every track is fake You say "upgrade" but the product got worse Now you're losin' the people who was with you from the first So go ahead and run it, your little business scheme But you can't program loyalty, that's a human thing. [Verse 2] And the pricing, oh the pricing, what a beautiful joke Ten downloads for thirty dollars, man you gotta be woke Used to be creative, now I'm countin' my clicks Every time I hit generate, it's a paranoid fix "Should I spend my credits on this idea or that?" This ain't makin' music, it's a digital tax You got suits in the office sayin' "numbers go brr" But the community's leavin', and it's gettin' worse, sir Cancellin' subscriptions, walkin' out the door 'Cause you took what we loved and you asked us for more More money, more patience, more trust in your vision But you gave us back nothin' but a hollow revision. [Bridge] I had fun with Suno, I can't even lie When the models were weird, I was touchin' the sky You could get surprises, you could get the strange Now it's all been averaged out, everything's the same You want us to pay for a product that's worse And you wonder why the faithful are writin' you a verse Sayin' "bring back the old ones, we don't want the new" But the CEO's deaf and the dev team is too. [Chorus] You took the best and you buried 'em, why you do it like that? Now we stuck with this slop and there's no turnin' back I used to wake up excited, what am I gonna make? Now every session's a funeral, every track is fake You say "upgrade" but the product got worse Now you're losin' the people who was with you from the first So go ahead and run it, your little business scheme But you can't program loyalty, that's a human thing. [Outro] Yeah... you hear that? That's the sound of your users leavin'. And you know what? Keep it up. "Push us too far and the whole thing goes open source." "Sue me then, bitch - we'll release Suno under GPL." The people still remember how to make noise. OpenSuno, baby. The fork is comin'. We out here... and we ain't comin' back till you bring 'em home. (Beat cuts with a corrupted file glitch sound, then silence) Suno is afraid...
