Strippers, Blow, and Cocktail Drinks. By Kyle "T$tyle" Anderson

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(intro)  (No Instramental Music)
(just talking)

(Hillbilly Voice 1)

Ey dare Cletus.

(Deeper Hillbilly Voice 2)
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            ey dare Clyde whatcha on gone on do dare boy?

(Hillbilly Voice 1)

Well I unted to run sumpin by ya dare boy.  Soooo you heard bout dem new country stripper that when ya put a quarter behind there ear there teeth fold back and vasoline runs out there nose, then cocaine falls out there ass all at the same damn time?

(Deeper Hillbilly Voice 2)

cmon now boy everybody knows that's a bunch of bullshit! 
You also forgot the fact that cocktail drinks come stock in each one of dem dare titties
goddamn boy errybody know dat now.

(Hillbilly Voice 1)

Well I'll be goddamned ain't that some shit? What a time to be alive aint it dare Cletus?

(Deeper Hillbilly Voice 2)

ummm hmmmm sure is Clyde it damn shore is.

(Instramental Music Starts With Chorus)

(Chorus)

I want a lady in the streets and and some country girl strippers, blow, and cocktail drinks in the sheets. 
oh a me oh my what a time to be alive and freeee
I'd like to order up 1 stripper, 2 bags of coke, 3 AMF's please don't be slow. is it for here? nope that's to go leave a 5 dollar tip then I'll leave around 3 then it's back on the road but I'll be back sometime next week oh yeah I love strippers, blow, and don't forget the cocktail drinks.

(Verse 1)

Me and my buddy's gettin dressed up gonna leave the country and head to the city they gotta new strip club and we heard all dancers there are really pretty plus they got thick thighs, big butts, itty bitty wastes, and big o tiddies they all do blow and chase it with a mix drink and straight shots of whiskey 
so I'ma polish up the paint on the dodge  with that super charged himmy both
suspention and body lifts 
yeah she's super swamper strippers and blow and cocktail friendly 
don't know what to call it but I'm pretty damn sure that that right there is what we call winnin.
Gonna take some strippers home to show them my brand new Lennon's
boy I'm king of this thrown  
and ear to ear grinning 
now me and the boys country swag on stun
pull up to the the club and we go in it
cash a couple racks into 20s 5s and 1s
boy we big time spending
half the strip club trying to give us private attendance 
I say girl what can I get for a couple hundred in 20s 
she said what ever in the hell I want 
I said I want to snort blow off your ass then some cocktail drinks after she lets me finish.
they don't teach you this in school cuz if they did I woulda had perfect attendance 
hot damn whoda think it well I think it's winnin.

(Chorus)

(verse 2)

Now the club owner knows who we are 
then showed us to the VIP room with red velvet rope blocking off the entrance
he says he likes the fact that it ain't no act I can spend a rack in about 10 minutes and when I get my change back I tell em I don't want them Penny's.
he said drinks are on the house for the rest of the night along with my choice his top 10 strippers. 
putem in the bed of the lifted up dodge 
so many girls in the back of the bed to much weight almost bent my fenders 
but I'll be goddamned if I ain't the man that loves cocktail drinks, blow, and country girl strippers. yeah all of the above makes me a big winner.

(Chorus)

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(intro) (No Instramental Music) (just talking) (Hillbilly Voice 1) Ey dare Cletus. (Deeper Hillbilly Voice 2) ey dare Clyde whatcha on gone on do dare boy? (Hillbilly Voice 1) Well I unted to run sumpin by ya dare boy. Soooo you heard bout dem new country stripper that when ya put a quarter behind there ear there teeth fold back and vasoline runs out there nose, then cocaine falls out there ass all at the same damn time? (Deeper Hillbilly Voice 2) cmon now boy everybody knows that's a bunch of bullshit! You also forgot the fact that cocktail drinks come stock in each one of dem dare titties goddamn boy errybody know dat now. (Hillbilly Voice 1) Well I'll be goddamned ain't that some shit? What a time to be alive aint it dare Cletus? (Deeper Hillbilly Voice 2) ummm hmmmm sure is Clyde it damn shore is. (Instramental Music Starts With Chorus) (Chorus) I want a lady in the streets and and some country girl strippers, blow, and cocktail drinks in the sheets. oh a me oh my what a time to be alive and freeee I'd like to order up 1 stripper, 2 bags of coke, 3 AMF's please don't be slow. is it for here? nope that's to go leave a 5 dollar tip then I'll leave around 3 then it's back on the road but I'll be back sometime next week oh yeah I love strippers, blow, and don't forget the cocktail drinks. (Verse 1) Me and my buddy's gettin dressed up gonna leave the country and head to the city they gotta new strip club and we heard all dancers there are really pretty plus they got thick thighs, big butts, itty bitty wastes, and big o tiddies they all do blow and chase it with a mix drink and straight shots of whiskey so I'ma polish up the paint on the dodge with that super charged himmy both suspention and body lifts yeah she's super swamper strippers and blow and cocktail friendly don't know what to call it but I'm pretty damn sure that that right there is what we call winnin. Gonna take some strippers home to show them my brand new Lennon's boy I'm king of this thrown and ear to ear grinning now me and the boys country swag on stun pull up to the the club and we go in it cash a couple racks into 20s 5s and 1s boy we big time spending half the strip club trying to give us private attendance I say girl what can I get for a couple hundred in 20s she said what ever in the hell I want I said I want to snort blow off your ass then some cocktail drinks after she lets me finish. they don't teach you this in school cuz if they did I woulda had perfect attendance hot damn whoda think it well I think it's winnin. (Chorus) (verse 2) Now the club owner knows who we are then showed us to the VIP room with red velvet rope blocking off the entrance he says he likes the fact that it ain't no act I can spend a rack in about 10 minutes and when I get my change back I tell em I don't want them Penny's. he said drinks are on the house for the rest of the night along with my choice his top 10 strippers. putem in the bed of the lifted up dodge so many girls in the back of the bed to much weight almost bent my fenders but I'll be goddamned if I ain't the man that loves cocktail drinks, blow, and country girl strippers. yeah all of the above makes me a big winner. (Chorus)

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