(Verse 1) It's late, I haven't ate, I'm famished I need to feed ya, I got a pizza, my hunger banished, I get home, I'm all alone, I've completed my mission I bite, it's not right, oh no there's something missin (Chorus) Six slices of hell, like my pizza's possessed All my toppings fall, its not what I want undressed This dance of despair, my tongue bereft I've just got crust because the toppings left (Verse 2) Its so phony, Pepperoni, abandons it's grip on the slice Like a bossage, the sausage, follows like it's skating on ice And please, The cheese, does nothing to bind the page, Count the cost, the Tomato sauce, creates a river of rage (Chorus) Six slices of hell, my meal's my torment The cheese stretches out like a fake promise of rent, All my toppings fall, and with them my dreams die, I don't remember ordering a Teflon pie (Bridge) I'm praying for the pizza god's grace, Where the toppings cling like a lover's embrace But all I've received is some greasy starch, I feel betrayed like Julius Caesar in the Ides of March (Chorus) Six slices of hell, in this culinary fight What is it with my food tonight? All my toppings fall, into the abyss If it's not clear, i'm getting pissed (Verse 4) It's getting old, the dough is cold, my pizza gone All my hopes for eats have suffered defeats, not a battle won It was tragic, like evil magic, designed to hurt, My toppings fell, like under a spell, down to the dirt (Outro) In the silence of the empty room No satisfaction of a pizza I adore, Six slices of hell, my tasteless tomb Where the toppings simply litter the floor
