Listen up, gather 'round, let me tell yo

Listen up, gather 'round, let me tell you a tale Of a app so popular, it was bound to derail TikTok, the name, a ticking time bomb Congress on a mission, to drop the napalm It started with whispers, in the halls of DC Scalise and his crew, plotting secretly They knew the stakes, the data at risk So they worked in the shadows, moving brisk But TikTok had eyes, everywhere you see Lobbying left and right, trying to break free They thought they could sway, with their influence might But little did they know, it was a losing fight The bill took shape, like a phoenix from the ashes Gallagher and Raja, their teamwork in flashes DOJ and NSC, adding their weight Making the bill bulletproof, sealing TikTok's fate ByteDance scrambled, caught in the crosshairs Ads on the airwaves, nuns and ranchers in despair But the bill had momentum, a snowball effect TikTok's defense crumbling, like a house of cards decked The vote was swift, a landslide victory McMorris Rodgers' committee, a unanimous story TikTok's allies faltered, their support a mirage As the bill raced forward, like a stealth barrage The Senate made tweaks, a minor concession Extending the timeline, a small digression But the bill's fate was sealed, with a presidential stroke TikTok'