# Ram-ba-Lam [Intro] Oi! Bring it round! Doors are up, lads! You know what to do! [Verse 1] Warband rolling through the mud and rain, Twenty-four heroes with a single brain. Oil starts pouring, healers start to shout, Tank block the postern and keep the enemy out. Bright Wizards burning everything they see, Choppa pull the door like strategy. Lord in the tower thinks his walls will stand, Then around the corner comes the battering ram! [Chorus] Whoa, swing the ram, ram-ba-lam! Hit that door, ram-la-bam! Whoa, push the ram, ram-ba-lam! Knock it down for the warband! Ram-ba-lam! Door’s at ten! Ram-ba-lam! Hit it again! [Verse 2] Cannons on the hillside, oil upon the gate, Someone pulled the lord and now we tempt our fate. Melee on the doorway, ranged up on the wall, Healers getting stressed while they’re carrying us all. Brodda keeps yelling, “Stay close on the crown!” Half the warband’s vanished chasing one man down. Enemy is laughing, thinking we’re a sham, Then boom goes the doorway from the battering ram! [Chorus] Whoa, swing the ram, ram-ba-lam! Hit that door, ram-ba-lam! Whoa, push the ram, ram-ba-lam! Knock it down for the warband! Ram-ba-lam! Through the gate! Ram-ba-lam! Too damn late! [Bridge] Who brought the ram? We brought the ram! Who heals the ram? Nobody can! Where is the tank? Fell off the wall! Where is brodda? Charging them all! Three… Two… One… PUSH! [Verse 3] Outer door shattered, inner’s coming next, Enemy is typing something salty in the text. Morales are ready, banners in the air, Someone screams “INC!” but doesn’t tell us where. Up into the lord room, bodies on the floor, Wipe them on the staircase, then we wipe some more. Victory is coming, claim it while we can, All hail the hero of the siege, the battering ram! [Final Chorus] Whoa, swing the ram, ram-ba-lam! Crack that keep, ram-ba-lam! Whoa, praise the ram, ram-ba-lam! Best damn tank in the warband! Ram-ba-lam! Raise the flag! Ram-ba-lam! Take the bag! Ram-ba-lam! Keep is ours! Now defend it... [Outro] Whoa, ram-ba-lam! Whoa, ram-ba-lam! Door goes down when the ram comes round! Whoa… RAM-BA-LAM!
