Too Many Damn Tabs

*(Verse 1)* Well, I met a man this mornin’, Said his mind was in a jam, Yeah, I met a man this mornin’, Said his mind was in a jam, Talkin’ ‘bout some magic window, And too many damn... "tabs," oh man. *(Verse 2)* He said he’s got too many open, And can’t find where they go, Yeah, he’s got too many open, And they movin’ mighty slow, Sounds like some kind of witchcraft, That sure would vex my soul. *(Chorus)* Too many damn tabs, Man, it’s bogglin’ up his brain, Too many damn tabs, Like some runaway train, He’s lost inside that window, And he’s callin’ out in vain. *(Verse 3)* I asked him ‘bout these “tab-things,” Said they stack up in a row, Yeah, I asked him ‘bout these “tab-things,” Like papers you can’t throw, But instead of makin’ sense now, They just pile up ‘til they blow. *(Chorus)* Too many damn tabs, Man, it’s bogglin’ up his brain, Too many damn tabs, Like some runaway train, He’s lost inside that window, And he’s callin’ out in vain. (Solo) *(Verse 4: Spoken)* Back in my day, we had papers, Kept ‘em neat inside a drawer, Yeah, we had our papers, But they stayed right where they was stored, Now folks be drownin’ in these "tabs," And their heads can’t take no more. *(Outro)* So if you see a man a-cursin’, At a screen so bright and blue, Yeah, if you see a man a-cursin’, Know the devil’s got him too, With too many damn tabs open, And no clue what to do.