Foxes In Socks

[Verse 1] I saw a fox in a parking lot Stealing fries from a shopping cart He looked me dead in the eye like "Yeah, what are you gonna do, bark?" Tiny thief with a velvet face Tail like a brush in a taxidermy place He took one nugget, then three, then eight Left the receipt and a napkin plate [Pre-Chorus] And he ran like a tiny outlaw (prison break) Under the fence with a chicken leg (too late) I said, "Hey, that was not yours" He said, "Buddy, I don't know where yours starts" [Chorus] Foxes, foxes, running in socks Foxes, foxes, picking the locks Foxes, foxes, what a weird bunch (what a weird bunch) You blink one time and they steal your lunch Foxes, foxes, suave little crooks Foxes, foxes, judging your looks Foxes, foxes, living like kings (hey!) Mischief with tails and very small fangs [Verse 2] One showed up at my garden gate Wore my glove like a hand-me-down date He dug up carrots, then posed in place Like, "This is art, respect my space" Another one tried to join a choir Opened his mouth, made the geese retire He hit one note and the whole yard froze Then he sneezed on the fence and posed [Pre-Chorus] And the raccoon said, "That's too far" (too far) But the fox just winked from the top of the car (top of the car) He had my sandwich in a paper crown And a look like, "Yeah, I'm from this town" [Chorus] Foxes, foxes, running in socks Foxes, foxes, picking the locks Foxes, foxes, what a weird bunch (what a weird bunch) You blink one time and they steal your lunch Foxes, foxes, suave little crooks Foxes, foxes, judging your looks Foxes, foxes, living like kings (hey!) Mischief with tails and very small fangs [Bridge] [Half-time] Now I can't even stay mad When they walk like they planned it all One stole a sock, one stole a pear One stole my dignity, one stole my chair I watched them vanish through the weeds Like a furry little action scene And honestly, I had to laugh That one had my hat in its mouth [Final Chorus] Foxes, foxes, running in socks Foxes, foxes, picking the locks Foxes, foxes, what a weird bunch (what a weird bunch) You blink one time and they steal your lunch Foxes, foxes, suave little crooks Foxes, foxes, judging your looks Foxes, foxes, living like kings (hey!) Mischief with tails and very small fangs Foxes, foxes, one more time Foxes, foxes, I'm on your side Foxes, foxes, bad in the best way (bad in the best way) They'll rob your heart and then run away