The Reef is a Rave (Cocaine sharks)

I met a Great White with a twitch in his eye He said, "The coral looks purple, and I think I can fly." He’s not eating seals, no, he’s sipping on the tide Where the contraband floats and the smugglers hide. He’s got a tiny espresso in a seashell cup He’s been awake since the Mesozoic, he won’t shut up! Oh, the reef is a pharmacy, the ocean is a club We’re dissolving our problems in a saltwater tub! Cocaine sharks doing yoga in the sand Paracetamol dreams in a watery wonderland. Nancy the Nurse Shark has a headache today She found a packet of Tylenol drifting in the bay. Now she’s feeling mellow, now she’s feeling zen She’s braiding seaweed and making friends with men. But Dave the Mako had a liter of latte Now he’s vibrating faster than a runaway yacht-ay! Is it pollution? Is it a vibe? The sewage is sparkly, the currents are high I just saw a Hammerhead argue with a seagull... About the socio-economic benefits of decaf. Oh, the reef is a pharmacy, the ocean is a club We’re dissolving our problems in a saltwater tub! Cocaine sharks doing yoga in the sand Paracetamol dreams in a watery wonderland. Don’t flush your stash, the sharks are already fast. I think I can hear the goldfish... reciting poetry... Stay hydrated, Bruce. Stay hydrated.