Wasted On The Young

[Intro - Spoken - Cinematic] [Sarah - Elderly Female Soprano - Spoken] Agghhh! Look at these wrinkles! [Betty - Elderly Female Alto - Spoken] My last tooth fell out yesterday! [Maude - Elderly Female Mezzo-Soprano - Spoken] I think it's time again, girls! [Evil Laughter] Heheheheh, it's been too long since we've had some men around here! [Betty - Elderly Female Alto - Spoken] The season is just right! The children will be all out on their own looking for candy! We just need one! [Sarah - Elderly Female Soprano - Spoken - Evilly] I WISH WE COULD KILL THEM ALL! LITTLE BRATS! [Maude - Elderly Female Mezzo-Soprano - Spoken] Don't be greedy, one per century is enough! Let's get ready, girls! [Music Drops] [Verse 1 - Old Witches Singing] [Betty - Elderly Female Alto] Getting old is not so fun, So much work that must be done! For too long my back's been stiff, Let me read these hieroglyphs! [Sarah - Elderly Female Soprano] We must hunt for just one child, Innocent, sweet, [disgusted] OH HOW VILE! Tired of these swollen knees, Now where is that jar of fleas?! [Maude - Elderly Female Mezzo-Soprano] Sarah, did you lose my SKULLS OF LICE? Gotta cut'em into pieces, slice, slice, slice! Now grab your hats and your brooms, We'll be twenty-one again soon, soon, soon! [Chorus - Witch Chanting - Gleeful] They jump on beds! They scream and shout! Tell them no, they start to pout! Youth is wasted on the young, Spider hair and camel's tongue, So dishevelled, far too wild, The last ingredient, naughty child! Two bat wings and one frog's eye, WE CAN'T STAND IT WHEN THEY CRY! Fox's tooth and butterfly thumbs, The greedy little pests are dumb, dumb, dumb! [Verse 2 - Old Witches Singing] [Betty - Elderly Female Alto] Look through the woods, down through the fog, Past the old pumpkin patch and over the log, I hear little footsteps, laughter on a whim, Heavy candy sacks filled to the brim! [pause] [Sarah - Elderly Female Soprano] Look at that chubby one dressed like a clown, Shoveling chocolates down, down, down! I know he doesn't eat his peas! Why should he have such flexible knees?! [pause] [Maude - Elderly Female Mezzo-Soprano] Oh what a slovenly, horrible brat! We can't lift him, he's far too fat! Lure him with candy, don't break your back! Once he's alone, give his head a good crack! [Bridge] He's in our cabin now, all by himself, Looking for candy from table to shelf, Hammer to head when his back is turned, The last ingredient, ready to burn! Fire up the cauldron, feel the heat, heat, heat! Tonight doggy doggy gets bones to eat! [Chorus 2 - Witch Chanting - Gleeful] They jump on beds! They scream and shout! Tell them no, they start to pout! We'll get wasted on the young, Drink his soul like island rum! Parents miss him, we don't care, All we want is SHINY HAIR! Lion's mane and beard of goat, Pour the elixir down our throats! The spell is done, we drink the brew, Our bodies will be new, new, new! [Verse 3 - Young Female Vocals - Energized & Gleeful] [Betty - Young Female Alto] Skin so beautiful, body so thin, Feels so good to look good again! [Sarah - Young Female Soprano] Already have a date tonight, Don't wait up, dim those lights, lights, lights! [Maude - Young Female Mezzo-Soprano] Feel this hair and these legs, Time to make the menfolk beg, beg, beg! [Layered Evil Female Laughter] Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha