Woke up wrong Room too bright Phone went off Before daylight Hair gone wild Mood gone flat Need that coffee Need that snack Don't ask questions Don't make plans Just put caffeine In my hands Gimme coffee Gimme snacks And nobody gets hurt Gimme coffee Gimme snacks Let me wake up first No big speeches No surprise Just keep breakfast Within my sight Gimme coffee Gimme snacks We'll be alright Cats want food Doorbell rang Someone texted "Got a sec?" No I don't Not today Find somebody Else to save Don't ask questions Don't make plans Just put caffeine In my hands Gimme coffee Gimme snacks And nobody gets hurt Gimme coffee Gimme snacks Let me wake up first No big speeches No surprise Just keep breakfast Within my sight Gimme coffee Gimme snacks We'll be alright Chips on left Cup on right Give me ten I'll be polite Till then, buddy Read the room I'm one bad beep From droppin' soon Step away from the espresso machine! Hands where I can see 'em! Is that a donut? HAND IT OVER! Don't ask questions Don't make plans Just put caffeine In my hands Gimme coffee Gimme snacks And nobody gets hurt Gimme coffee Gimme snacks Let me wake up first No big speeches No surprise Just keep breakfast Within my sight Gimme coffee Gimme snacks We'll be alright
