[Intro] [Soft, romantic piano and strings] [Verse 1: Female Vocal, sweet and innocent] Hello! Are you an American? How old are you? [Verse 2: Male Vocal, deep and deadpan] No, I’m a spider. [Verse 3: Female Vocal, cheerful and romantic] I’m very glad to have met you. I think you are a very sincere person. Can we be friends? How old are you? [Verse 4: Male Vocal, completely serious] Nine hundred and sixty-eight. [Verse 5: Female Vocal, excited and flirtatious] You are amazing! I really like you. Can we be friends? Are you single? I want to find an American boyfriend. [Verse 6: Male Vocal, dry and unimpressed] I’m not American. I told you I’m a spider! [Instrumental Break] [Music suddenly stops] [Final Chorus: Male Vocal, passionately belting, huge Broadway orchestra] PLEASE LOVE ME! I BRINGED YOU A FLY! [Outro] [Dramatic orchestral flourish] [End] [Sudden silence]
