Wrap It, Tag It, Sleigh It (Holiday Chaos Mix)

Thumping beat, jingle bells in overdrive, synths sparkling like wrapping paper

CHORUS
Wrap it, tag it, sleigh it,
Holiday madness—can’t delay it!
Order now and don’t be late,
Santa’s coming—activate!
Shopping lists are spinning wild,
For every neighbor, friend, and child—
Dance, dance—holiday hustle!
Move that body, flex that muscle!

VERSE 2
Judge Andi gets menorah lights that shimmer through the night,
Don Hughes gets bourbon ‘cause he’s earned a little bite.
Javier’s family party needs tamales by the tray,
Michael Sage, my online love—shipping gifts the same-day way.
Kathy Bacon gets a phoenix charm—she rises, always strong,
Moose P gets hot cocoa ‘cause his heart’s been gold so long.
Nick, DJ Starsage, Eric, Shawn, Charles, Phoenix Dave,
Brother Cinaedus and Kingsley—Patreon angels I rave!

PRE-CHORUS
And the GRS Staff—heroes daily, doing magic in the storm,
Got them mugs and self-care bundles just to keep their spirits warm.
The mail person needs cookies ‘cause they hustle through the snow,
Karla, Clint’s mom, gets a scarf with extra glitter glow!

CHORUS
Wrap it, tag it, sleigh it,
Holiday madness—can’t delay it!
Order now and don’t be late,
Santa’s coming—activate!
Tape it tight and tie that bow—
There’s fifty names still left to go!
Dance, dance—holiday frenzy,
Cha-cha-cha, we’re going crazy!

VERSE 3
Nephi gets retro vinyl—spin it loud and spin it right,
Jose? Ay dios mío… uhhh… sexy gifts that ship discreet at night.
Shafinah and her fam get games to keep the holidays bright,
Kenny, the lawn guy, gets work gloves that fit just right.
Oldest friend Heather gets a scrapbook with our memories true,
Craig the Freak Geek gets a mic to shout the nerdy news.
Tim and James from Tastes Like Burning get a comedy set deluxe,
Debbie (Dad’s old girlfriend) gets a sweet nostalgic box.
The Fishers—golden hearts—get wine that sparkles when it pours,
Jason Klein, pen pal forever, gets a journal to write more.
Thomas from Sweden gets a Nordic sweater made to last—
This holiday dance marathon is moving way too fast!

BRIDGE — GOSPEL-DISCO EXPLOSION
(Choir, handclaps, key change, pure holiday chaos glitter)
🎶 “I need more wrapping paper!
Where did all the ribbon go?
Why is every package late?
Why is this line so slow??” 🎶
But we keep shining, thriving,
Love and laughter—no denying!
Give the gifts and feel the glow—
Let that Christmas disco snow!

FINAL CHORUS — BIG, SPARKLING, CHAOTIC
Wrap it, tag it, sleigh it,
Holiday magic—let’s display it!
Every name upon this list
Gets a gift and glitter twist.
Shake it, bake it, celebrate it—
Holiday joy, we generate it!
Santa’s coming—don’t you wait,
Let’s dance this shopping season GREAT!

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VERSE 1 I’m dancin’ down the aisles with a cart out of control, Beloved Mom needs something cozy to warm her soul. Clint wants gadgets, Lurry Dean wants World of Warcraft gear, Clarmundo needs a planner so he can slay the new year. Grandma Paula & Grandpa Phil—crochet blankets, something chill, Paula Beth gets scented candles, Kendall’s family? Toys that thrill! Tom and his young hubby—matching sweaters, red and green, And Ronnie Miller sparkle-glitter, serving festive, fierce and queen! CHORUS Wrap it, tag it, sleigh it, Holiday madness—can’t delay it! Order now and don’t be late, Santa’s coming—activate! Shopping lists are spinning wild, For every neighbor, friend, and child— Dance, dance—holiday hustle! Move that body, flex that muscle! VERSE 2 Judge Andi gets menorah lights that shimmer through the night, Don Hughes gets bourbon ‘cause he’s earned a little bite. Javier’s family party needs tamales by the tray, Michael Sage, my online love—shipping gifts the same-day way. Kathy Bacon gets a phoenix charm—she rises, always strong, Moose P gets hot cocoa ‘cause his heart’s been gold so long. Nick, DJ Starsage, Eric, Shawn, Charles, Phoenix Dave, Brother Cinaedus and Kingsley—Patreon angels I rave! PRE-CHORUS And the GRS Staff—heroes daily, doing magic in the storm, Got them mugs and self-care bundles just to keep their spirits warm. The mail person needs cookies ‘cause they hustle through the snow, Karla, Clint’s mom, gets a scarf with extra glitter glow! CHORUS Wrap it, tag it, sleigh it, Holiday madness—can’t delay it! Order now and don’t be late, Santa’s coming—activate! Tape it tight and tie that bow— There’s fifty names still left to go! Dance, dance—holiday frenzy, Cha-cha-cha, we’re going crazy! VERSE 3 Nephi gets retro vinyl—spin it loud and spin it right, Jose? Ay dios mío… uhhh… sexy gifts that ship discreet at night. Shafinah and her fam get games to keep the holidays bright, Kenny, the lawn guy, gets work gloves that fit just right. Oldest friend Heather gets a scrapbook with our memories true, Craig the Freak Geek gets a mic to shout the nerdy news. Tim and James from Tastes Like Burning get a comedy set deluxe, Debbie (Dad’s old girlfriend) gets a sweet nostalgic box. The Fishers—golden hearts—get wine that sparkles when it pours, Jason Klein, pen pal forever, gets a journal to write more. Thomas from Sweden gets a Nordic sweater made to last— This holiday dance marathon is moving way too fast! BRIDGE — GOSPEL-DISCO EXPLOSION (Choir, handclaps, key change, pure holiday chaos glitter) 🎶 “I need more wrapping paper! Where did all the ribbon go? Why is every package late? Why is this line so slow??” 🎶 But we keep shining, thriving, Love and laughter—no denying! Give the gifts and feel the glow— Let that Christmas disco snow! FINAL CHORUS — BIG, SPARKLING, CHAOTIC Wrap it, tag it, sleigh it, Holiday magic—let’s display it! Every name upon this list Gets a gift and glitter twist. Shake it, bake it, celebrate it— Holiday joy, we generate it! Santa’s coming—don’t you wait, Let’s dance this shopping season GREAT!

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