Listen up closely to the rules of the game If you want to step up and whisper my name Don't waste my time if you’re pulling a bluff A casual setup just isn't enough I need a presence that commands the night A heavy-duty piston that can do it right If you’re packing a shadow, just turn on your heel I only move forward for the massive appeal Natural or tailored, I don't really care As long as the weight of it hangs in the air But line up the tape before you undress 'Cause average is something that does not impress The bigger the better, yeah, that is the rule! Don't bring a toy when I’m asking for a tool! If that little soldier doesn't rise to the occasion I’m packing my things as I'm all about the equation! If it doesn't extend to a masterpiece frame I’m walking right out, and I’m leaving the blame! Left in the cold, yeah, you’re losing the race If you can't fill the room, don't step in my space! Uncut is the premium, a beautiful prize But standard will work if it's monstrous in size I’m checking the metrics the second we drop The moment it falls is the moment I stop If I look down and the engine is small There won’t be a second act, nothing at all You’ll watch my back as I close up the door A cold empty room on a cold empty floor Natural or tailored, I don't really care As long as the weight of it hangs in the air But line up the tape before you undress 'Cause average is something that does not impress The bigger the better, yeah, that is the rule! Don't bring a toy when I’m asking for a tool! If that little soldier doesn't rise to the occasion I’m packing my things as I'm all about the equation! If it doesn't extend to a masterpiece frame I’m walking right out, and I’m leaving the blame! Left in the cold, yeah, you’re losing the race If you can't fill the room, don't step into my space! Look at you standing there... hoping I’ll stay... But that little engine just gave it away! It's time for my exit! Bye-bye, sweetheart! The bigger the better, yeah, that is the rule! Don't bring a toy when I’m asking for a tool! If that little soldier doesn't rise to the occasion I’m packing my things as I'm all about equation! If it doesn't extend to a masterpiece frame I’m walking right out, and I’m leaving the blame! Left in the cold, yeah, you’re losing the race If you can't fill the room, don't step in my space! Move along... If you can't fill the space. I dont wanna toothpick, honey
