--- **[Intro - Spoken Word with Sinister Tone]** Yo, yo, yo… I’m the feminist Nazi with a microwave plan, Keep the kittens hot, it’s my masterful stand. My nipples get hard when I kick out crutches, Dragging cripples down the hall, yeah, I’m twisted as it touches. *(Sound Effects: Microwave beeping, crutches clattering, and a sinister laugh)* --- **[Verse 1 - The Feminist Nazi’s Twisted Mind]** I’m the feminist Nazi with a microwave scheme, Kittens stay toasty, it’s a sick, sick dream. My nipples are antennas, they conduct the heat, Every time I kick a cripple, it’s a rhythmic beat. I’m the hallway terror, the crutch-kicking king, Dragging cripples like puppets on a string. They’re drugged up, slumped up, barely alive, But my nipples know best, it’s how I thrive. I’m the master of chaos, the lord of despair, Kittens in the microwave, I just don’t care. Their meows turn to screams, it’s my symphony, A feminist Nazi’s twisted ideology. *(Sound Effects: Kitten meows turning into screams, followed by a crutch snapping)* --- **[Chorus - The Feminist Nazi’s Anthem]** Microwave kittens, keep ‘em hot, keep ‘em tight, Kick the cripples’ crutches, it’s my delight. Nipples hard as steel, conducting the pain, I’m the feminist Nazi, driving you insane. *(Sound Effects: Microwave humming, crutches clattering, and a distorted laugh)* --- **[Verse 2 - The Hallway of Horrors]** Down the hallway I march, my mission is clear, Cripples in my path, they tremble in fear. I yank their crutches, watch ‘em tumble and fall, Dragging ‘em like ragdolls, I’m having a ball. Their eyes full of terror, their bodies so weak, But my nipples are buzzing, it’s the high that I seek. I’m the conductor of chaos, the maestro of pain, Kicking cripples is my game, it’s driving me insane. I’ve got a microwave full of kittens on high, Their energy fuels me, it’s how I get by. The feminist Nazi with a heart full of spite, I’ll keep kicking cripples from morning to night. *(Sound Effects: Kitten screams, crutches snapping, and a sinister chuckle)* --- **[Bridge - The Feminist Nazi’s Confession]** I admit it’s twisted, I admit it’s wrong, But nothing’s more fun than cripples all day long. My nipples are my compass, they guide my way, Kicking crutches, microwaving kittens, it’s my play. I’m the feminist Nazi, the villain you fear, My twisted little world is perfectly clear. So bow to my madness, my chaotic reign, I’m the feminist Nazi, and I’m off the chain. *(Sound Effects: Microwave beeping, crutches clattering, and a distorted scream)* --- **[Chorus - The Feminist Nazi’s Anthem (Reprise)]** Microwave kittens, keep ‘em hot, keep ‘em tight, Kick the cripples’ crutches, it’s my delight. Nipples hard as steel, conducting the pain, I’m the feminist Nazi, driving you insane. *(Sound Effects: Microwave humming, crutches clattering, and a distorted laugh)* ---
