There's Something Pointy in my Food

There’s something pointy in my food I took a bite and now i’m bleeding, But I’m a guest, I dont wanna be rude So I guess I will just keep on chewing Mmm mmm The pain is getting worse (Keep on chewing) Mmmm mmm I’m swallowing so much of my own blood I think it was a toothpick. I think there was a toothpick in my burger. You must not have the big ones, The kind they use at restaurants. You used a normal toothpick. And I’m pretty sure it’s completely fucking sideways in my throat Ooooh no My vision’s blurring, and I’m only halfway through. (Chew! Chew!) I don’t want to be rude (Chew! Chew!) there’s nothing left to do but: Chew chew chew chew (Yup. Definitely sideways) Chew chew chew chew (And chugga chugga my own blood!) Chew chew chew chew (Try and keep a straight face!) Chew chew chew chew I’m feeling kind of sleepy (this is less than ideal)