Knock, knock... Who's there? The reason Hell needs security! HEY! I kicked down the gates at a quarter past ten, the devil said, "Welcome!" — I said, "Not again!" He poured me a drink from a river of fire, I stole his red throne and turned up the choir. The demons were dancing, the skeletons screamed. I put disco lights on the torture machines. One, two — shake the ground! Three, four — hear that sound! The devil yelled, "WHAT THE HELL?!" I said, "Buddy, can't you tell?" TOO WILD FOR HELL! TOO LOUD FOR THE DEVIL! I turned his kingdom into heavy metal! HEY! HEY! Ring that broken bell! Heaven won't take me, I'm too wild for Hell! Oh-oh-oh! Raise some hell! Oh-oh-oh! Too wild for Hell! I painted his pitchfork electric blue, taught all the ghosts how to dance in my shoes. The grim reaper called in sick for the night, said, "Nobody dies when the party's this wild!" The lava was bubbling, the walls started cracking. I yelled, "ONE MORE SONG!" And the demons went packing! One, two — shake the ground! Three, four — burn it down! The devil dropped down on his knees, screaming, "GET HIM OUT, PLEASE!" TOO WILD FOR HELL! TOO LOUD FOR THE DEVIL! I turned his kingdom into heavy metal! HEY! HEY! Ring that broken bell! Heaven won't take me, I'm too wild for Hell! "You're banned. For eternity." "Does that include weekends?" "GET! OUT!" OH! OH! OH! OH! TOO WILD FOR HELL! TOO LOUD FOR THE DEVIL! I broke the gates and stole his heavy metal! HEY! HEY! Hear those demons yell! The devil kicked me out— I'M TOO WILD FOR HELL! Too wild! Too loud! Too much for the underground! See you next Halloween...
