Intro (spoken, soft swing) Welcome to the Château Hotel… Room service for cats only. Verse 1 Life of my cats is très magnifique, Out all day doing “important” things. Sun on whiskers, tails held high, Hunting dreams beneath blue sky. They roam the park like royalty, Ignore my calls completely. But when the clock strikes three on cue — Lucy’s back like, “Feed me, you.” Pre-Chorus (light swing bounce) No mouse luck? No big drama. She strolls in like, “Bonjour, mama.” Verse 2 Bagarat clocks in at eight, Walks inside like running late. Bobèche by nine — slow and sleek, Doesn’t even bother to speak. Shelby midnight, silent feet, Glowing eyes and muddy sneaks. Tail up high like she owns the land, I open doors on command. Pre-Chorus They disappear at morning light, Live their best nine-cat life. Chorus I’m the doorman, I’m the chef, Five-star meals with zero rest. Open gate, refill the bowl, Security and patrol. They rule the grounds with velvet paws, Come back home without applause. And I’m waiting, tray in hand — Best staff in all the land. Bridge (soft & sweet) No paycheck, no complaint, Just tiny purrs like soft champagne. I may be staff, it’s true But I belong to them too. Final Chorus (joyful) Yes, I’m the doorman, I’m the maid, Château cats have it made. Out all day, back on cue — And I’m right here to welcome you. Lucy, Bagarat, Bobèche too, Shelby at midnight passing through. Life is sweet in cat parade — Best job I’ve ever made. 🐾✨ Chorus (cute & catchy) I’m the doorman, I’m the waitress, Standing by in full-time service. Open doors and fill the plate, Run the château feline estate. They come and go like movie stars, Nap all day in garden chairs. I just smile and say, “Of course…” Room service for paws, of course.
