Flavor Fantasy Advent Childrens Menu

[Intro] (Bite! Bite! Bite!) (Bite! Bite! Bite!) (Bite! Bite! Bite!) [Verse 1] The tale begins with frosted tips bright Guy's flaming shirt blazing in the night 8 diners call, his name, a hero's plight Deep fried and cheesy quest, a savory adventure delight Each bite he consumes, a piece of the key The Goy Slop will shine and set Flavortown free [Chorus] Goyslop of destiny Flavor forged in eternity Eight bites to save the land With a hero's spatula in hand [Verse 2] The diners whisper dark tales of an undercooked fate Dark Chef Gordon looms with Michelin star hate Flavortown's only hope rests on Guy's greasy plate But the drive-ins speak of a deep-fried hero bold And the dives sing of a extra crispy prophecy foretold [Chorus] Goyslop of destiny Flavor forged in eternity Eight bites to save the land With a hero's spatula in hand [Bridge] Bite one consumed after wiping out a bandit's lair Nestled among the banker's gold that denies us our maiden's fair Bite two within a cave under a haunted crypt Wrestled from a hungry dragon's lip Bite three found atop volcano's height Bathed in crimson fire and light Bite four below the deep dark sea Nestled between a kraken's teeth Bite five was weirdly easy to find Isle three Walmart behind the pork rinds Bite six was the spicy storm after the savory calm A cheesy duel with Gordon's nacho night till dawn Bite seven was a test of luck A gambling duel behind a Pizza Hut Bite eight was a power born within Flavortown always knew Guy had it in him [Chorus] Goyslop of destiny Flavor forged in eternity Eight bites to save the land With a hero's spatula in hand [Outro] Here to complete his mission Our hero arrives on his red Camaro steed To the dark castle Hell's Kitchen Hungry Goyslop powers finally freed He prepares his appetite for a fight Clad in Flaming Hot Cheeto armor of light His spatula glows with cholesterol's might He's a dangerously cheesy and spicy knight Goyslop of destiny Flavor forged in eternity Eight bites to save the land With a hero's spatula in hand Our hero of hunger with spiked golden hair Strides into Hell's Kitchen Into Dark Chef Gordon's fine dining lair The Goyslop shines as Guy fulfills his destiny And uses his Goyslop powers to defeat Chef Ramsay And all the kitchen staff look on in awe As the fiendish chef shrieks It's fookin' raw! (Bite! Bite! Bite!) (Bite! Bite! Bite!) (Bite! Bite! Bite!)