[Female Lead Vocal: Ultra-glossy, pop-bright, slightly breathy] [Intro – Instrumental Only: soft sparkle synth build-up, *notification ding*, 2 bars pause before vocals start] [Verse 1] I filed a ticket last night Marked critical, flagged it bright I dropped it straight in your site And now you’re in my way I gave the notes and the tag Laid out the steps in the flag I wasn’t lookin’ to nag But now you’re in my way [Pre-Chorus] Your screen was glowin’ Slack pings, mouse was scrollin’ Late night, coffee’s flowin’ Where you think you’re goin’, baby? [Chorus] Hey, we just found this, and it's real crazy But here's a CVE, so patch it maybe It's hard to sleep right when you're lazy So here's a CVE, just patch it maybe Hey, we just found this, and it's real crazy But here's a CVE, so patch it maybe And all the other teams say we’re crazy But here's a CVE, just patch it maybe [Verse 2] You took your time with the patch We watched the exploit dispatch You gave us nothin' to catch But still, you're in our way We begged and quoted and pled "Just hit deploy," we had said Now prod is hangin’ by thread But you're still in our way [Pre-Chorus] Your screen was glowin’ Slack pings, mouse was scrollin’ Late night, coffee’s flowin’ Where you think you’re goin’, baby? [Chorus] Hey, we just found this, and it's real crazy But here's a CVE, so patch it maybe It's hard to sleep right when you're lazy So here's a CVE, just patch it maybe Hey, we just found this, and it's real crazy But here's a CVE, so patch it maybe And all the other teams say we’re crazy But here's a CVE, just patch it maybe [Post-Chorus – backup vocals echo: (Patch it so bad)] Since you ghosted our Slack, we’ve slept so bad We’ve slept so bad, we’ve slept so, so bad Since that exploit went live, we’ve slept so bad And now you know that — so patch it maybe [Bridge – slower, dramatic delivery, wistful tone] It's hard to sleep right when you're lazy So here's a CVE, just patch it maybe [Final Chorus – all-in, overacted pop drama] Hey, we just found this, and it's real crazy But here's a CVE, so patch it maybe It's hard to sleep right when you're lazy But here's a CVE, just patch it maybe Hey, we just found this, and it's real crazy But here's a CVE, so patch it maybe And all the other teams say we’re crazy But here's a CVE, just patch it maybe [Final Post-Chorus – fading layered harmonies, dreamy FX] Since you ghosted our Slack, we’ve slept so bad We’ve slept so bad, we’ve slept so, so bad Since that exploit went live, we’ve slept so bad And now you know that… so patch it maybe
