[Intro] [Spoken:] Picture a sleepy highway stop… then dis bitch sees ten feet of pure barnyard glory. Poultry in motion, baby. [Verse 1] Outside the pump by the brick red wall Stands a bird so bold and tall Snow-white chest, comb cherry rock dis bitch lifts a leg and hugs that cock Tourists gasp, cameras click She’s grinnin’ wide like she found her pick Feathers of stone, still hearts unlock dis bitch got a thing for a mighty cock [Pre-Chorus] She don’t blush, she don’t balk She just leans in close for a little talk “Rise and shine, let the neighbors gawk— C’mon, big fella, let’s take a walk” [Chorus] dis bitch loves her cock (cluck yeah) Holds on tight like five o’clock (cluck yeah) Free-range feelings, roadside shock Say what you will—dis bitch loves her cock [Verse 2] Security cam blinks, sign says “Fuel Shut Off” But she’s high-octane, never layin’ off Rooster so proud he could run the block Even the hens are whisperin’, “What a cock” Kids get giggly, old men smirk Clerks pretend they’re doin’ work If love’s a coop, she picked the stock And climbed straight up to the top of the cock [Pre-Chorus] No foul play—well, maybe fowl play Featherweight heart in a heavyweight way She sets the peckin’ order with a sidewalk sway “Cock-a-doodle don’t you dare look away” [Chorus] dis bitch loves her cock (cluck yeah) White as a cloud, built like a rock (cluck yeah) Town starts talkin’, lips unlock Still she smiles—dis bitch loves her cock [Bridge] Sunny-side swagger, over-easy grin She’s yolked to the joke and the joke’s all in If happiness crows, you don’t need to mock— Let a girl adore her monumental cock [Breakdown] [Spoken:] Not every prince arrives on a horse. Some show up with wattles and impeccable posture. [Chorus – Big Finish] dis bitch loves her cock (cluck yeah) Postcard pose at the travel stop (cluck yeah) Life’s too short not to shock the flock So strike that stance—dis bitch loves her cock [Outro] (Cluck-cluck) clap to the beat, let the barnyard rock Wave bye-bye to the camera—long live the cock dis bitch [end]
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