[Verse 1] Fluorescent morning Stale coffee breath You scan my headache Like you’re bored to death Change hits the counter Claws at my sleeve Roll your eyes harder Like you want me to leave [Chorus] You’re a rude cashier at the inconvenience store Selling cheap disdain Like it’s two-for-four Yeah I came for gum Walked out with a war Rude cashier at the inconvenience store (at the inconvenience store) [Verse 2] Name tag crooked Half-hid by your hair You talk to your phone Like I’m not even there Crushed-up receipts On a sticky floor Guess customer service Called in sick once more [Chorus] You’re a rude cashier at the inconvenience store Bagging my patience Dropping it on the floor I just want my change You just want a score Rude cashier at the inconvenience store (at the inconvenience store, hey) [Bridge] Maybe you hate your boss Maybe you hate your life But I’m just buying cigarettes Not auditioning for your spite [Chorus] You’re a rude cashier at the inconvenience store Ring up my mood Overcharge me for more If looks could kill I’d be dead by aisle four Rude cashier at the inconvenience store (at the inconvenience store)
