[Verse 1] fwahh… fwahh… Capn: "Alright… lemme sprinkle a little fwah‑fwah on this base layer…" shoo‑wah… shoo‑wah… Capn: "Yeahhh, that’s driftin’ nice." Capn: "Gonna add a little chika‑chik…" chika‑chika‑chik Capn: "…to a bit of ba‑dum ba‑dum…" ba‑dum… ba‑dum… Capn: "…and maybe a touch of tikka‑tikka‑tah right there." tikka‑tikka‑tah Capn: "Mm. That’s the good stuff." [Pre-Chorus] Capn: "Ooooh, now we cookin’. Hit it with a breh‑breh‑breh…" breh‑breh‑breh‑breh Capn: "…and a shh‑KAH, shh‑KAH for the spice." shh‑KAH… shh‑KAH… Capn: "Hold up—lemme drop a rum‑rum‑rum engine under it." rum‑rum‑rum‑rum Capn: "Yeah… there it is." [Chorus] Capn: "Aight, FULL FUNK MODE. Hit the WAH‑doo!" WAH‑doo! WAH‑doo! Capn: "Drop the BWAHH‑mmm‑mmm!" BWAHH‑mmm‑mmm! Capn: "Chase it with a chika‑CHAK!" chika‑CHAK! chika‑CHAK! Capn: "And rev that woo‑OOOM like we’re outrunnin’ the Nexus!" woo‑OOOM… woo‑OOOM… [Verse 2] Capn: "Okay okay okay… now we zig‑zag. Hit the tikka‑takka‑tikka‑takka…" tikka‑takka‑tikka‑takka Capn: "…slide in a fwip‑fwip‑fwip…" fwip‑fwip‑fwip Capn: "…and punch it with a BRRAH!" brrah‑brrah‑BRRAH Capn: "Yeah. That’s the left‑right‑up‑down right there." [Bridge] Capn: "Now float it… give me a hooo… hooo…" hooo… hooo… Capn: "…and a lil shreeee shimmer…" shreeee… shreeee… Capn: "Then SNAP IT with a gah‑TAH!" gah‑tah‑gah‑tah‑gah‑TAH! Capn: "Ohhh, that’s nasty. I like that." [Chorus] Capn: "BRING IT ALL BACK! Hit the WAH‑doo!" WAH‑doo! WAH‑doo! Capn: "Drop the BWAHH‑mmm‑mmm!" BWAHH‑mmm‑mmm! Capn: "Chika‑CHAK that sucker!" chika‑CHAK! chika‑CHAK! Capn: "And finish with a cosmic FWAAAH!" fwah‑fwah‑FWAAAH! [Outro] shoo‑wah… fwip‑fwip… hooo… Capn: "Yeah… that’s how you stir a Funk Nexus…"
