Why Do I Travel With You? (ft. Raven, EvilTyromancer & Tagliuz)

[Power-Metal, Grindcore, Celtic, Folk], Glam Metal, Synthwave, Ethereal, Dreamy, Immersive, Female Lead, Clear Vocals, Adventurous, operatic belting, clear vocals, lyric soprano, female vocals, catchy

★ Collab with ★

Raven, the Best (self pronounced) Cleric!
https://suno.com/@punkraven

EvilTyromancer, the Dark Rizzard Cheesromancer!
https://suno.com/@eviltyromancer

Tagliuz, the Catty ≽^•⩊•^≼ Blood-Obsessed Rogue!
https://suno.com/@tagliuz

And I, Raxn, the strongest (TOTALLY VIABLE) front-liner Warlock!
https://suno.com/@raxn

★ Raven ★

Here we go, another fight, another mess to clean,
Guess who’s left to fix you up? Yeah, it’s always me.

You leap before you think, then yell my name,
Bleeding out ‘cause you can’t dodge a blade.
Tanking in robes, flanking alone-
How are you still alive? I don’t even know.
I told you “don’t touch that,” but here we are,
Cursed again ‘cause you looted the jar.
The rogue’s unconscious, the tank’s on fire,
And the wizard? Oh great... charmed by a vampire.

I should charge you all per heal,
Make a fortune off your bad ideas.
But here I stand, hand on your wounds,
Muttering, “Why do I travel with youuuuu?” ~~

★ EvilTyromancer ★

Are you done whining Raven?

Ayy, excuse me, no need to shoot me
That vampire lady was lookin' too juicy
Raven, you mad? What's with the jealousy?
Man, that don’t bother me, not even mentally
I’m the pro wizard, the GOAT with the cheeses
Flip through the future, y’all stuck on the thesis
See only your noses, I see past the seasons
Casting these missiles, my magic’s egregious
Foretold their fall, every hit that they throw gets deflected, rejected, just watch how I roll
My squad full of fools, they don’t listen at all, but whatever, I’m clutch, so I carry ‘em all
After this, hit the bar, throw gold at some strippers
Sippin’ on liquor while flickin’ my triggers
Kicking down doors with my slippers, I’m vicious
Dodging these traps while I’m stackin’ up figures
Pillars of brie, summon cheese golems, they flee
I be cookin’ these spells like I’m late for a feast
Not a job for beginners, this life ain’t for free
Man, it cost me my liver, but what can I be?
‘Cause I stay sipping just to deal with the stress
Nevertheless, no need to digress
Can we get on with this quest?
Fucking finally

Im saving the day, all you do is complain
Carrying fights while you struggle in vain
I could do this alone, but I suffer your crew
Tell me again, why do I travel with youuuu? ~~

★ Tagliuz ★

Oh, you’re “carrying”? Nya~~do tell.
Guess I imagined soloing by myself.
You waste your spells, I strike with finesse,
Nine lives are not enough to cover your mess, nyan!
I waltz in the dark, you wank and bleed,
Next time you fall? I’ll just loot what I need~

Ohhh, the hunger pulses in my veins,
Sweet crimson thirst, and I purr at your pain!
Spin my steel, how your flesh feel? (oh look- a ring to steal)
Their final breath? Climax before a next meal!
Each cut sings a symphony of screams 
Let the blade drink- let the cat bathe in red, 
NYAHAHAHA!

I gladly leave you in the gutter
Selling all your gear and armature 
Why should I stay? I'll Think it over a few brew
Renyan me, why do I travel with youuuu? ~~

★ Raxn ★

Guys?!
Where the hell did you go?
Gods damn it...

Supposed to be in front, but the rogue keeps running point,
Supposed to bear the brunt, but the backline breaks my poise,
Our damn wizard can't aim, our damn Healer can't Heal,
And the rogue...!
What am I supposed to do?

Of course I'm wearing robes, I'm a warlock!
Shiny metal armor doesn't boost your charisma!
They seem to be forgetting what I'm capable of!
Though I'm quite used to that by now...

Pact of the blade? Try the 'rogue needs to be spayed'
Guidance? That's funny, the cleric's always guided
Burning hands? The wiz's gonna catch them for sure

I'm so done...

Sometimes it's almost like they share a single braincell!
Always running out, always triggering minefields!
They want me to tank damage, but why the hell?!
Why do I travel with youuuu?! ~~

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Screw you guys, I'm going home.

Same time tomorrow then?

★ May the gods bless your travels ★

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Copyright © 2025 R. van der Plas All Rights Reserved Copyright © 2025 EvilTyromancer All Rights Reserved Copyright © 2025 Tagliuz All Rights Reserved Copyright © 2025 Raxn All Rights Reserved ★ Collab with ★ Raven, the Best (self pronounced) Cleric! https://suno.com/@punkraven EvilTyromancer, the Dark Rizzard Cheesromancer! https://suno.com/@eviltyromancer Tagliuz, the Catty ≽^•⩊•^≼ Blood-Obsessed Rogue! https://suno.com/@tagliuz And I, Raxn, the strongest (TOTALLY VIABLE) front-liner Warlock! https://suno.com/@raxn ★ Raven ★ Here we go, another fight, another mess to clean, Guess who’s left to fix you up? Yeah, it’s always me. You leap before you think, then yell my name, Bleeding out ‘cause you can’t dodge a blade. Tanking in robes, flanking alone- How are you still alive? I don’t even know. I told you “don’t touch that,” but here we are, Cursed again ‘cause you looted the jar. The rogue’s unconscious, the tank’s on fire, And the wizard? Oh great... charmed by a vampire. I should charge you all per heal, Make a fortune off your bad ideas. But here I stand, hand on your wounds, Muttering, “Why do I travel with youuuuu?” ~~ ★ EvilTyromancer ★ Are you done whining Raven? Ayy, excuse me, no need to shoot me That vampire lady was lookin' too juicy Raven, you mad? What's with the jealousy? Man, that don’t bother me, not even mentally I’m the pro wizard, the GOAT with the cheeses Flip through the future, y’all stuck on the thesis See only your noses, I see past the seasons Casting these missiles, my magic’s egregious Foretold their fall, every hit that they throw gets deflected, rejected, just watch how I roll My squad full of fools, they don’t listen at all, but whatever, I’m clutch, so I carry ‘em all After this, hit the bar, throw gold at some strippers Sippin’ on liquor while flickin’ my triggers Kicking down doors with my slippers, I’m vicious Dodging these traps while I’m stackin’ up figures Pillars of brie, summon cheese golems, they flee I be cookin’ these spells like I’m late for a feast Not a job for beginners, this life ain’t for free Man, it cost me my liver, but what can I be? ‘Cause I stay sipping just to deal with the stress Nevertheless, no need to digress Can we get on with this quest? Fucking finally Im saving the day, all you do is complain Carrying fights while you struggle in vain I could do this alone, but I suffer your crew Tell me again, why do I travel with youuuu? ~~ ★ Tagliuz ★ Oh, you’re “carrying”? Nya~~do tell. Guess I imagined soloing by myself. You waste your spells, I strike with finesse, Nine lives are not enough to cover your mess, nyan! I waltz in the dark, you wank and bleed, Next time you fall? I’ll just loot what I need~ Ohhh, the hunger pulses in my veins, Sweet crimson thirst, and I purr at your pain! Spin my steel, how your flesh feel? (oh look- a ring to steal) Their final breath? Climax before a next meal! Each cut sings a symphony of screams Let the blade drink- let the cat bathe in red, NYAHAHAHA! I gladly leave you in the gutter Selling all your gear and armature Why should I stay? I'll Think it over a few brew Renyan me, why do I travel with youuuu? ~~ ★ Raxn ★ Guys?! Where the hell did you go? Gods damn it... Supposed to be in front, but the rogue keeps running point, Supposed to bear the brunt, but the backline breaks my poise, Our damn wizard can't aim, our damn Healer can't Heal, And the rogue...! What am I supposed to do? Of course I'm wearing robes, I'm a warlock! Shiny metal armor doesn't boost your charisma! They seem to be forgetting what I'm capable of! Though I'm quite used to that by now... Pact of the blade? Try the 'rogue needs to be spayed' Guidance? That's funny, the cleric's always guided Burning hands? The wiz's gonna catch them for sure I'm so done... Sometimes it's almost like they share a single braincell! Always running out, always triggering minefields! They want me to tank damage, but why the hell?! Why do I travel with youuuu?! ~~ ★ ★ ★ Screw you guys, I'm going home. Same time tomorrow then? ★ May the gods bless your travels ★

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